Guess Who Lost The Machete Fight

There's a lesson to be learned here. If someone attacks you with a machete, don't use your head and hands to block the blows. It won't go so well. I'd say it's best to run the fuck away.

22 Comments
  • swazzi April 15, 2012

    Flip me off again cocksucker!

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  • wii April 15, 2012

    I'm just throwing this out there but, I think you are bleeding sir.

    -3
  • potrostation April 15, 2012

    Get some duct tape bitches!

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  • spaulding April 15, 2012

    Your hand looks like what I bought from the carniceria last night.

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  • drunkard April 15, 2012

    Mexican rock, paper, scissors is no joke.

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  • pizzapie April 15, 2012

    these guys need to learn english so I can understand what they are saying

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  • crazyasshole April 15, 2012

    hey bro can you lend me a hand real quick?

    +2
  • lenny9651 April 15, 2012

    he almost caught it

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  • rockinron April 15, 2012

    god thing he's right handed or his sex life would be over!

    -1
  • gofkurself April 15, 2012

    walk it off pedro you got dishes to wash!

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi April 15, 2012

    Dammit--my lawn mower is broken again.

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  • biggertalk April 15, 2012

    these ain't hispanics dipshit.

    -4
  • uk-13astard April 15, 2012

    lol you fuked with the wrong ni99a by the looks of it

    -1
  • real_time April 15, 2012

    that nimrod is doomed to die of starvation. ex; ever tried to eat a taco with one hand?

    -1
  • badgrim April 15, 2012

    Great job, Give the man a hand...

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  • fiercepierce April 16, 2012

    Damn, is he lucky or what? Hard to prove you're married when you don't have a left ring finger or hand.

    -2
  • honkie365 April 16, 2012

    This is what happens when you fart while wiping your ass.

    -1
  • rodeye2 April 16, 2012

    Your wrong if you think they're going to sew that back on your stump in a third world country.

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  • tonkpils420 April 16, 2012

    his ninja catch went alot differently in his head

    -1
  • boney1 April 17, 2012

    Did his brother just roll the doobie in the last video?

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  • bigddd April 17, 2012

    FINISH HIM!

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  • signoutsam April 19, 2012

    gf?...

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