There's a lesson to be learned here. If someone attacks you with a machete, don't use your head and hands to block the blows. It won't go so well. I'd say it's best to run the fuck away.
Flip me off again cocksucker!
I'm just throwing this out there but, I think you are bleeding sir.
Get some duct tape bitches!
Your hand looks like what I bought from the carniceria last night.
Mexican rock, paper, scissors is no joke.
these guys need to learn english so I can understand what they are saying
hey bro can you lend me a hand real quick?
he almost caught it
god thing he's right handed or his sex life would be over!
walk it off pedro you got dishes to wash!
Dammit--my lawn mower is broken again.
these ain't hispanics dipshit.
lol you fuked with the wrong ni99a by the looks of it
that nimrod is doomed to die of starvation. ex; ever tried to eat a taco with one hand?
Great job, Give the man a hand...
Damn, is he lucky or what? Hard to prove you're married when you don't have a left ring finger or hand.
This is what happens when you fart while wiping your ass.
Your wrong if you think they're going to sew that back on your stump in a third world country.
his ninja catch went alot differently in his head
Did his brother just roll the doobie in the last video?