Kiss The Asphalt Kid

I don't understand why they're acting so shocked and surprised here. How did they not realize that he was going to eat shit on that hill? I figured that was the only reason they were recording it. Of course he's going to get speed wobbles and faceplant. That's the beauty of it all.

23 Comments
  • jman1 April 19, 2012

    Call Children's Services

    +0
  • zahnfee April 19, 2012

    Good parents... damn idiots

    -3
  • crazyasshole April 19, 2012

    whatever you do DO NOT stop filming him!!! god forbid you actually tried to save him or anything ya fucking asshole!!!

    +7
  • sharkbait April 19, 2012

    Well,there goes thier "worlds greatest mom/dad" coffee mugs.

    +0
  • badgrim April 19, 2012

    can we please make it so you need a license to have a child?

    -1
  • frankdrebin April 19, 2012

    i thought it was a midget at first

    +8
  • crazyvet April 19, 2012

    Now he is ready for an Asian motorbike.

    +0
  • strayak47 April 19, 2012

    if he were in asia, he would blend in

    +0
  • dozer67 April 19, 2012

    No helmet no knee pads? great parenting..

    +0
  • onetime42 April 19, 2012

    He'll be on here next week involved in a car accident. He'll of course be the one on the scooter.

    +1
  • lenny9651 April 19, 2012

    and they thought a 3 year old doing 30 miles an hour down hill was a good idea?

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi April 19, 2012

    Just because you can reproduce, doesn't mean you should.

    +1
  • stinger April 19, 2012

    try to collect on that Gerber Life Insurance. Tough times call for tough measures.

    +0
  • jdgoma April 19, 2012

    Guess he'll be losing those baby teeth sooner than expected...

    +0
  • crackerkiller April 19, 2012

    funny ass fuck, poor lil CRACKER

    -6
  • biggertalk April 19, 2012

    damn kid lol

    -6
  • handsomedevil April 19, 2012

    that kid had a water head. i hope the water absorbed most of the blow. poor tyke.

    -2
  • uk-13astard April 19, 2012

    lol get that lil midget knee pads n a helmet

    +0
  • chimiami April 19, 2012

    best example of "using your head" lol! Way to stop with your face kidd!!

    +0
  • potrostation April 19, 2012

    The next Tony Hawk!

    +0
  • fiercepierce April 20, 2012

    I love the slow motion sound track, I laughed every time I heard it. I am thinking Parenting class in our Junior high schools is not a bad Idea.

    +0
  • d90girl April 21, 2012

    Was he laughing !!??

    +0
  • damdean April 21, 2012

    FUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    +0
 
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