The Train Was Right On Time

I'm not sure how you accidentally get hit by train, since they're really fucking big and loud, and you should know it's coming, so maybe it was a suicide attempt. Or maybe he's just an idiot that can't dodge a train. Either way, he's fucked, and the world probably isn't missing out on much.

20 Comments
  • oicu8abullet April 22, 2012

    The train "de-feet-ed" him. HAHAHAHAHA! Fuck. Shit my pants.

    +6
  • potrostation April 22, 2012

    Hit him with batons it will redirect the pain from his legs

    +0
  • crazyvet April 22, 2012

    Time to learn to walk on your knuckles.

    +1
  • rockinron April 22, 2012

    wtf? tase that fucker he's trying to crawl away!!

    +1
  • pizzapie April 22, 2012

    Don't worry, Obamacare will fix it

    +1
  • badgrim April 22, 2012

    don't cry, look at the bright side...next time we play pirates you already have 2 really cool organic peg legs.

    +1
  • lenny9651 April 22, 2012

    pedestrians don't have the right of way on train tracks, good luck trying to walk on those drumsticks

    +0
  • onetime42 April 22, 2012

    Get up Mr. Crabs! You're going to be late getting to the Krusty Krab!

    +0
  • stevenh915 April 22, 2012

    he can still work as a gardener, they can use him to make the holes to plant the seeds in !!! and be twice as fast as he was before !

    +0
  • biggertalk April 22, 2012

    dam

    -5
  • dozer67 April 22, 2012

    I heard on Vangard on Current TV people in Mexico illegeally ride on a freight trains to use as a way to get free transpotation. This kind of shit happens all the time bad for the riders great for us..

    +0
  • number1dnvrfan April 22, 2012

    WTF is he trying to do? Looks like he was trying to kick off his foot.

    +0
  • mccracker April 22, 2012

    He was saying. "I don't want to be legless, I don't want to be legless." The cop responds. "look gimp get yourself to the U.S. and get yourself a sign claiming you are a gulf war vet, you'll be swimming in money."

    +0
  • biggertalk April 22, 2012

    you're just hilarious mccracker, you should be on comedy central.

    -4
  • ohwickedwendi April 22, 2012

    He's trying to walk it off--you can do it, little buddy!

    +1
  • killtacular April 23, 2012

    OMG..dude..really? I mean..this video is how long? 1:12? And in all that fucking time not one of those fucking idiots thought to try and keep the guy from moving around and causing himself more harm? Not one of them could figure out how to tie a fucking knot in a length of torn shirt to keep him from bleeding out? Let alone getting him OFF the fucking tracks before another train comes.

    No wonder they call them "Mexicants", because they can't do a fucking thing without being told to. Cortez may have discovered Mexico, but these fucking idiots couldn't find a donut in a Krispy Kreme factory.

    +2
  • fiercepierce April 23, 2012

    All the cartel's men and all the cartel's horses can't reattach your feet. Maybe, just maybe you shouldn't have been playing on the train tracks.

    +1
  • rodeye2 April 23, 2012

    "The next time you think vacation,think Mexico,we miss you here."

    +0
  • m1009 April 23, 2012

    Somebody scratch my left foot, it's itching like crazy

    +0
  • d90girl April 23, 2012

    Don't worry Alfonso, you can barely see it !!

    +0
 
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