Moped Rider Drops His Heart

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Adam H.
28,804 Views 4 years ago

What a surprise. Another moped rider in a third world country gets run over and killed by a truck. I'm in fucking shock right now. That's only the 347th one I've seen this week. Hey, your heart looks pretty good. Want to donate it?

23 Comments
  • frankdrebin April 27, 2012

    those damn trucks will break your heart man

    +1
  • tgarner April 27, 2012

    Don't wear your heart on your sleeve or the pavement!

    +1
  • rockinron April 27, 2012

    im no doctor, but something tells me his hearts gonna quit beating very soon.

    +0
  • wickedmule April 27, 2012

    Holy shit! How long is his heart going to keep beating? O.O

    +0
  • lenny9651 April 27, 2012

    the moped dealer is running a special all month long, buy a moped and they'll help you make out your will and file it for free

    +3
  • gofkurself April 27, 2012

    wow that shits still fucking beating! now thats some "crazy shit"

    +0
  • lenny9651 April 27, 2012

    call an ambulance, he's got a heartbeat, he's still alive,

    +4
  • spinal12 April 27, 2012

    That heart freaks me out man, damn.

    +0
  • crazyvet April 27, 2012

    What the hell do you have to do to have an accident bad enough to explode your heart out of your body?

    +2
  • crazyasshole April 27, 2012

    if hes an organ donor somebody needs to put that heart on ice!

    +0
  • hickory April 27, 2012

    There's a job opening at the IT call station.

    +2
  • handsomedevil April 27, 2012

    "don't just stand there, lets get to it, strike a pose, there's nothing to it- VOGUE." or is it, "die like an egyptian..."

    -2
  • drunkard April 27, 2012

    Lucky for him, his most important organ is still attached.

    +1
  • biggertalk April 27, 2012

    cool.

    -7
  • urapnes1701d April 27, 2012

    His heart is out in the open. I'm surprised some woman hasn't come along and stomped on it yet.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi April 27, 2012

    Dude--you are NOT Frank Sinatra, and this is not San Francisco.

    +2
  • nh3kid April 27, 2012

    Fucking Wicked!

    +1
  • rockinron April 27, 2012

    surprised some chick is'nt stomping on it!

    +0
  • bigtalk April 27, 2012

    quick ice the heart and sell it on craigslist

    -2
  • banger1987 April 28, 2012

    Stake that bastard he's a vampire.

    +1
  • rustyhookdher April 28, 2012

    Probably make a couple dollars more selling his slippers

    +0
  • marcodufour April 28, 2012

    Think i`m going to sneeze! aah! aaah! aaah choo!!!

    +0
  • honkie365 April 30, 2012

    Is he died?

    +0
 
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