Hung Like A Walrus

Did I really hear this guy say he doesn't understand why the walrus is doing that? Because he fucking can, that's why! What else is he going to do, trapped in a little aquarium all fucking day so jerkoffs like you can stand there and look at him. What's so hard to understand about that?

26 Comments
  • atmydismay May 2, 2012

    I have a rib removal appointment in the works so I can do that!

    -2
  • uncze9 May 2, 2012

    Where is the money shot?

    -2
  • rockinron May 2, 2012

    if i could do that id save myself $52,000 a year on hookers, be divorced, liveing alone in a mountain cave with nothing but a bed pepsi and cheetos for the rest of my life.

    -2
  • crazyasshole May 2, 2012

    whats weird about sucking your own dick faggot?

    +0
  • frankdrebin May 2, 2012

    this is how Wilford Brimley gets cheap diabetes testing supplies

    +0
  • sleeko May 2, 2012

    He hasn't got any hands. How else is he going to jerk off?

    +6
  • wardo56 May 2, 2012

    I wanna be a walrus

    -1
  • lenny9651 May 2, 2012

    ugly walruses need love too

    +1
  • feircepierce May 2, 2012

    I WISH I COULD DO THAT...MABEY IF I PET HIM FIRST HE WOULD LET ME.

    +3
  • bigtalk May 2, 2012

    BWHAAAAAA you hear that pigskin just like a peckerwood they see a dick bigger than theirs which is anyone that isn't white and they get intimidated while the white girl gets wet curious then hooked

    -8
  • ohwickedwendi May 2, 2012

    So that's what the Beatles meant....

    +0
  • rockinron May 2, 2012

    ever notice animals that are black have bigger dicks then humans but no brains.

    -1
  • txdo_msk May 2, 2012

    Gramma, Nooo!

    -2
  • biggertalk May 2, 2012

    cockinron wants to suck it off so bad.

    -5
  • pinkdildo2 May 2, 2012

    I know some guys that wish they could do that

    -2
  • fiercepierce May 2, 2012

    We know it isn't a nigga walrus, niggas are scared of water.

    +0
  • spartan22407 May 2, 2012

    He's the Ron Jeremy of the aquarium...

    -2
  • stevenh915 May 2, 2012

    hey pink, i approve of the new avatar. i love red heads ! i would like you to do that to me. . do you have a wallrus?

    -3
  • potrostation May 2, 2012

    We'd all do it if we could. Even Wendi

    +0
  • biggertalk May 2, 2012

    wow fiercepierce you're just scraping the bottom of the dumbfuck barrel for comebacks.

    -5
  • pizzapie May 2, 2012

    @stevenh915 pinkdildo has a cock

    -1
  • biggertalk May 2, 2012

    ^yeah

    -4
  • aandpmech May 3, 2012

    putting a cock in your mouth makes you gay....over and out

    -1
  • handsomedevil May 3, 2012

    ^^no, it makes it an intelligent, and one very lucky, mammal. don't hate the playa, hate the game. ;0

    -1
  • badgrim May 3, 2012

    Sucking your own dick is as gay as pulling on your dick with your own hand...when people are watching you the lest you can do is be entertaining.

    +0
  • romano1784 May 6, 2012

    and bitches whine about having to shit where someone can see em!

    +0
 
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