Twofer Tuesday: Suicide By Train

Well, both these guys were on time and caught their trains. Or their trains caught them. However you care to say, these sorry mother fuckers are splattered on the tracks now. Nice reaction by the bystander in the second video. It's like he actually cares about another human being or something.

24 Comments
  • ohwickedwendi May 8, 2012

    Now if only some of the members of congress would do that.

    +4
  • 2indastink May 8, 2012

    make suicide legal....

    +2
  • rockinron May 8, 2012

    great job guys!! that'll show your x-wife or girlfriend won't it!

    +3
  • hickory May 8, 2012

    Might as well jump, jump, go ahead and jump

    +1
  • frankdrebin May 8, 2012

    Subway: Where Winners Eat Shit

    +1
  • lenny9651 May 8, 2012

    they couldn't think of a less painful way to kill themselves?

    +1
  • bigtalk May 8, 2012

    more whites should do this im bigtalk and i approve this message

    -6
  • kuffyou1980 May 8, 2012

    little talk youre a cotton picker grow a dick then talk

    -1
  • boknowsyourmom May 8, 2012

    These aren't suicides, they're picking up bent pennies from the track.

    +0
  • rotech11 May 8, 2012

    i like the guy in the second video running to the rescue after the train already did the damage

    +0
  • marcodufour May 8, 2012

    Note to the first jumper, go to where the train first comes into the station and is faster thus decapitation is more instantaneous and thus death is quicker! Dumbass go around and do it again!

    +1
  • marcodufour May 8, 2012

    Two black muggers, one got away, one slipped on the platform trying to follow his friend...

    +1
  • biggertalk May 8, 2012

    wow this made my day, lenny killed himself lol. Thanks

    -4
  • handsomedevil May 8, 2012

    i don't need no stinking kevorkian.

    +1
  • crazyvet May 8, 2012

    Can't anyone afford a bullet anymore?

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 8, 2012

    sorry to ruin your day biglips, but i prefer pusking black people infront of trains

    +2
  • potrostation May 8, 2012

    Metro should advertise this service.

    +0
  • banger1987 May 8, 2012

    Big respect to these guys. They got balls of steel. I like how the second guy made sure his neck was right on the track line. They ain't missing anything by being dead.

    +2
  • doc_ock May 9, 2012

    2 less guy's in the unemployment line.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 9, 2012

    sorry lenny that's something you wish you could do

    -4
  • badgrim May 9, 2012

    i think it's funny that the people seen the dude kill himself and still walk up to the train doors like the trains gonna just close the doors and take off down the track like nothing happen.

    +1
  • jman1 May 9, 2012

    I like how the fat guy just walks up waiting for the doors to get on the train like nothin' happened in the 2nd one.

    +2
  • tandt974 May 9, 2012

    @oww. SOME?! Which ones do we save, they're all crooks!!

    +0
  • gwk October 1, 2012

    THE END OF LIFE

    +0
 
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