Gas Station Robbery Fail

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Adam H.
23,842 Views 4 years ago

I guess nobody told this dumbass that robbing a gas station is a lot easier if you have a weapon, or at least can kick some ass. I guess he'll just have to go back to sucking dicks in the alley behind the gas station.

20 Comments
  • rockinron May 9, 2012

    stick to what you know ya little cock sucker.

    -1
  • vulture May 9, 2012

    should have stood on his throat till the cops arrived

    +0
  • killtacular May 9, 2012

    Little did he know that the clerk was an avid WWE fan, and he showed him just how avid he was with a skull-driver and a boot-drop to the chest.

    +1
  • frankdrebin May 9, 2012

    "Hi, I saw the sign outside. I'm here for my free ass kicking with every fill up"

    +0
  • crazyvet May 9, 2012

    He should have brought Pancho and Lefty to help.

    +0
  • bigtalk May 9, 2012

    robbing a gas station thats white ppl thinking

    -5
  • lenny9651 May 9, 2012

    trayvon's gang is still going strong, at least he was smart enough to try to rob someone who didn't have a gun

    +3
  • puddles May 9, 2012

    That shit wouldn't happen if white people were eligible for welfare.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 9, 2012

    ^oh they are, anyway what a lil puss lol.

    -3
  • ohwickedwendi May 9, 2012

    ^^And getting caught, that's black ppl thinking, bigtalk^^

    +0
  • celtickhan May 9, 2012

    biggertalk, White people "Pay" the taxes that "Pay" for the food stamps, housing assistance, and bus passes that all you niggers turn into cash by trading them for drugs or other goods. The ones that do accept welfare have oreokids and a hard working baby daddy named Tyrone.

    +1
  • celtickhan May 9, 2012

    And that was the worst robbery attempt ever, that guy should get a job as a bar back in a chippendales.

    +1
  • biggertalk May 9, 2012

    bullshit celticfaggot, all you trailer park dwellers are the top food stamp recipients.

    -5
  • nh3kid May 9, 2012

    Celtic You dumb ass Tyrone dont fucking work!

    +1
  • potrostation May 9, 2012

    Must not have been in Florida. Didn't shoot him in the back as he ran away.

    -1
  • puddles May 10, 2012

    If Obama's white half had a son he'd look like this kid.

    +0
  • stwendialker2k May 10, 2012

    if wendi was black she would LUV nigger talk

    +1
  • elitenoob May 10, 2012

    At least the guy dared to do it alone.. bigtalk and biggertalk would have brought their 40 chimps with them

    +0
  • badgrim May 10, 2012

    I woulda kick him in the nuts and said...Hey! you get a job hippie. respect my authoritah!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 10, 2012

    Awwwww--I have another admirer. How sweet.

    +0
 
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