Somebody's Been A Bad Penis

You know how it goes. Plain old masturbation gets boring, and you see some rope and wood nearby, so you decide to spice things up. Next thing you know, you've tied your dick up and are beating it with a stick. It's perfectly natural behavior.

24 Comments
  • vulture May 9, 2012

    a triple woody...wood tied to wood and beat with wood

    +5
  • frankdrebin May 9, 2012

    still better than marriage...

    +3
  • huntergjc May 9, 2012

    You know there's other ways to get yourself hard.

    +2
  • rockinron May 9, 2012

    beating your meat. your doing it wrong!!

    -3
  • rockinron May 9, 2012

    must be his dick's name's sambo and it tried to run away

    -4
  • beerbelly May 9, 2012

    Too much preparation I just use my sock.

    +0
  • bugshit May 9, 2012

    So that's the secret to a bigger dick!!! No thank's!!!

    +1
  • crazyvet May 9, 2012

    He needs to just cut his dick off.

    +0
  • crazyasshole May 9, 2012

    if you hate your dick so much just slice it off and use it as fish bait!

    +0
  • bigtalk May 9, 2012

    only a fucking white boy

    -8
  • massiveballs May 9, 2012

    i wish these people would opt for the choke wank option

    +0
  • fingers May 9, 2012

    its purple not black

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 9, 2012

    And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a white guy.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 9, 2012

    seriously you only see white dudes pulling these stunts on here.

    -6
  • number1dnvrfan May 9, 2012

    The TV in the background was more interesting. Except I couldn't quite make out what was going on.

    +0
  • nh3kid May 9, 2012

    Why the fuck ?? Dumb ass freaks

    +0
  • potrostation May 9, 2012

    Pre-op tranny.

    +0
  • handsomedevil May 10, 2012

    his penis pump must be on the fritz. you gotta get it chubby somehow i reckon.

    +0
  • witchey_woman May 10, 2012

    Talk about beating your meat!! I'm pretty sure that's the wrong way to do it?!? ROFLMAO

    +1
  • feircepierce May 10, 2012

    this is the kind of shit i like to do to myself...then fall asleep with my finger up my butthole.

    +1
  • badgrim May 10, 2012

    im bored...you know what im gonna do...im gonna tie my dick to a peace of wood and whack it with a stick...yeah that sounds like fun!

    +0
  • d90girl May 10, 2012

    Frank had it comming

    +0
  • celtickhan May 11, 2012

    who the fuck was playing the video game on the tv while he was doing that??

    +0
  • damdean May 12, 2012

    Only white ppl

    +0
 
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