Thanks For Almost Killing Me Dad

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Adam H.
19,248 Views 4 years ago

I've got a good idea. I think I'll leave my little toddler on my motorbike while it's sitting on the side of the street in China, with the engine still running. What could go wrong?

  • killtacular May 13, 2012

    He won't do that again, I can assure you. Judging by the ay he showed concern for the child's safety afterward, that kid's either going to grow up extremely sheltered....fuck it, I don't know where I'm going with this, and neither did the kid.

  • kuffyou1980 May 13, 2012

    dumb ass chink chang chong

  • crazyvet May 13, 2012

    I swear, mopeds of all kinds were sent to Asians by the Devil.

  • marcodufour May 13, 2012

    Rub her head! that will make it all better.....

  • lenny9651 May 13, 2012

    i'm amazed, a three year old asian girl driving a moped and she didn't die

  • pizzapie May 13, 2012

    I say we chop his head off and put it on a stick

  • rotech11 May 13, 2012

    pizzapie i have to agree although i think if he were trying to get rid of her a weighted sack at the river probably would have been more efficient

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  • rockinron May 13, 2012

    ^ya know thats exactly what i was thinking^

  • vulture May 13, 2012

    bet he dont tell the wife about that

  • jeepphil May 13, 2012

    dum as a nigger

  • biggertalk May 13, 2012

    thinking like a white boy here, what's wrong with you asian man.

  • arathron May 13, 2012

    their blood lust after accidents in motorcycles

  • nggaplz May 13, 2012

    So THAT'S why my sesame chicken was late.

  • banger1987 May 13, 2012

    @Killtacular. He wasn't showing concern, he was just checking to see if the kids face was bruised. Needs to perfect for the kiddie porn shoot.

  • number1dnvrfan May 13, 2012

    He probably didn't have to tell the wife what happened. That moped messed up would be hard to hide and I'm thinking that child is old enough to spill the beans.

  • hickory May 14, 2012

    Typical asian driver

  • croccock May 14, 2012

    So thats the new way the chinks get rid of their girls now days.

  • zmolez May 14, 2012 close.

  • ghosthunter May 14, 2012

    Well maybe next time!

  • intruder May 17, 2012

    ^^^^What he said.

  • china_mike November 28, 2016

    Lived in China 5 years (hence my name). You wouldn't believe this kind of shit like this I saw EVERY FUCKING DAY--no joke--for five years. Always, every day, I would see something either RETARDED (like this), bizarre, stupid/funny, gross (saw three dead bodies in first year). China, it's an adventure.

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