Somebody Help The Deer

I heard that if you scream, "Help! Help!", over and over like a little bitch, people will magically appear out of thin air to help you. I don't know why it's not working for him. Does somebody need their mommy?

29 Comments
  • useful_idiot May 16, 2012

    cry baby!

    +1
  • athrun2021 May 16, 2012

    Sure hope the deer is ok.

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc May 16, 2012

    Any moron on a motorcycle who doesn't wear leathers deserves all the roadrash he gets.

    Poor deer just going for an afternoon walk and some idiot on a motorcycle breaks your back and then cries like a 2 year old. Did you hear the deer going "mummy mummy help help"???

    +7
  • marcodufour May 16, 2012

    He couldn`t afford leathers as they were too Dear!!!! hahaha

    +1
  • boppalilbit May 16, 2012

    BANDAID MAN

    +0
  • crazyasshole May 16, 2012

    did he even try to stand up? fuckin pussy!

    +7
  • hickory May 16, 2012

    Damn , stfu !!!

    +2
  • crazyvet May 16, 2012

    What a wimpy little cunt.

    +2
  • cbt23 May 16, 2012

    Pussy, if you can move and scream like a bitch it means you'll live

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 16, 2012

    OH,DEER

    +1
  • lenny9651 May 16, 2012

    well that's not attracting and help but keep screaming and maybe you'll attract so wolves

    +2
  • vulture May 16, 2012

    he's pissed because that deer will be in somebody elses freezer

    +1
  • yomammasass May 16, 2012

    He was hollerin cos he got deer shit all over his leg.

    +6
  • frankdrebin May 16, 2012

    if you want to help this guy, give him a wheelchair and keys to a car

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 16, 2012

    If you going to ride wear your gear dumb ass..

    +1
  • stevenh915 May 16, 2012

    doh ! a deer, a female deer. .

    -4
  • croccock May 16, 2012

    Shit I got worse roadrash on me when I was a toddler on a trike shut the fuck up and be a man and throw that damn deer on your bike and drive off like you own the bitch,

    +3
  • rockinron May 16, 2012

    im betting he dont belong to a bike gang.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 16, 2012

    wish that was ftw_redneck.

    -6
  • drunkard May 16, 2012

    Hello, this is on-star.... shut the fuck up!

    +4
  • handsomedevil May 16, 2012

    i hope all that crying attracted a bear.

    +0
  • lightfighter May 16, 2012

    Shut the fuck up and get outta the damn road stupid.

    Oh yeah, don't wear shorts on a motorcycle, fucktard.

    +1
  • number1dnvrfan May 16, 2012

    "Help, I've fallen and I won't shut up."

    +2
  • nh3kid May 16, 2012

    That deer probly didnt even get a scratch!! Fucking holarious

    +0
  • potrostation May 16, 2012

    Is that the same dork from Terminator 3 ?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 16, 2012

    Sadly, that might be Skippy's own shit on his leg...I think he's yelling for someone to bring him some toilet paper.

    +1
  • wisconsinjed May 17, 2012

    Music please, Hank hit it ok..."There's a deer in his gear and he's crying like a queer. You need to act like a man one time......"

    +0
  • banger1987 May 17, 2012

    Get back on the bike and ride it off pussy.

    +0
  • boney1 May 19, 2012

    Deer 1 dumbass 0

    +0
 
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