I'm Not Going To Fall

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Adam H.
29,796 Views 4 years ago

Why did God make girls so dumb? Do really expect that awning to support your ass for very long? Maybe it's a sign to cutback on the Millers and Oreos. Or it's just a sign of your stupidity. This is why they don't put awnings in the kitchen.

25 Comments
  • vulture May 17, 2012

    blonde and female need i say more

    +1
  • frankdrebin May 17, 2012

    "If I'm fat, may god send me a sign"

    +6
  • tgarner May 17, 2012

    Think it's time for a diet or sit in a fucking chair like your suppose to!

    -1
  • athrun2021 May 17, 2012

    she maybe blonde and dumb but i would still fill her full of cum.

    +2
  • rockinron May 17, 2012

    even the awaning thinks she should get back in the kitchen.

    +2
  • marcodufour May 17, 2012

    She couldn`t have been horny or her pussy would have stuck her there like Spiderman.

    -1
  • slippy May 17, 2012

    5 points for not spilling your drink.

    +7
  • spaulding May 17, 2012

    I hope he yelled "Honey, bring me a beer on your way back up!"

    +6
  • 2indastink May 17, 2012

    She heard the drinks were in the house.

    +0
  • crazyasshole May 17, 2012

    id catch her with my cock!

    -1
  • massiveballs May 17, 2012

    Cheap Kitchen extension

    -1
  • lenny9651 May 17, 2012

    her scale says 130 but she's sure she only weighs 85 pounds

    +1
  • cruiserman May 17, 2012

    To much fast fucking shit food....i hate fat chicks...

    -2
  • drunkard May 17, 2012

    Dropped her like a bad habit.

    +1
  • biggertalk May 17, 2012

    that's what this fatass gets lol.

    -8
  • ghosthunter May 17, 2012

    It's ok the alcohol cushend her fall..

    +2
  • bigtalk May 17, 2012

    whites always their brightest when at their dumbest

    -9
  • banger1987 May 17, 2012

    Fake and fixed.

    +0
  • mobliz May 17, 2012

    agreed. you can see a couch or something she landed on at the end. and if she had really fallen randomly, then the dude with the camera phone would have reacted, not just held the camera in the same spot it was before she fell

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 17, 2012

    Hello, Aflac?

    +1
  • nh3kid May 17, 2012

    Fucking Halarious!

    +1
  • fiercepierce May 17, 2012

    DUMB

    -1
  • tonkpils420 May 17, 2012

    @mobliz this is what you call a redneck yard it wasnt a couch it was a recliner and she didnt land on it rednecks have normal furniture out on lawn to show they do own furniture

    +0
  • handsomedevil May 18, 2012

    i hope she landed on her head. then at least we'l know nothing was hurt.

    +0
  • graveyard May 19, 2012

    That's what she gets for drinking his beer and taking an unauthorized break....now get back to the kitchen!

    +1
 
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