Fatty Can't Dive

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Adam H.
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Black people can't swim, and fat people can't jump, so this one is bound to fail. And it's a fail so sweet and deliciously awesome. Without all that fat cushioning his organs, he would have been seriously injured. We'll thank the Colonel for fattening him up.

33 Comments
  • frankdrebin May 22, 2012

    jokes on you fatty, that's boiling oil and we're deep frying yo ass

    +0
  • rockinron May 22, 2012

    last time i saw a fat nigger go down that fast was, when biggertalk sucked bigtalks little dick!!

    +5
  • preferemshaved May 22, 2012

    The new star member of the KFC swim team. Joe \"lazy nigger\" Johnson.

    +5
  • crazyasshole May 22, 2012

    at least his fat nigger stomach cushioned his fall!

    +3
  • urapnes1701d May 22, 2012

    Well that's unusual; a nigger in water. Usually they stay away from things that make them clean.

    +3
  • kuffyou1980 May 22, 2012

    monkies & water dont match

    +4
  • ghosthunter May 22, 2012

    Biigertalk, Stop acting like an idiot around the pool. you could get hurt.

    +3
  • massiveballs May 22, 2012

    Detroit Tsunami caused $10 worth of damage

    +4
  • crazyvet May 22, 2012

    Did they tell him there were hotdogs in that water?

    +1
  • onetime42 May 22, 2012

    New forum member...Biggerbounce. Welcome aboard.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 22, 2012

    nigger

    -10
  • 2indastink May 22, 2012

    Hahahahahahahahaha....... That's made my fucking day. Stooooooopid fucking negroids.

    +3
  • lenny9651 May 22, 2012

    at least he got his yearly bath out of the way

    +4
  • lenny9651 May 22, 2012

    no animals were harmed in the making of this video

    +3
  • assclown May 22, 2012

    ^^^Is that what your mother said when she videotaped you taking a bath?

    -8
  • assclown May 22, 2012

    Someone shit in the pool.

    -4
  • ibeatwomenhaha May 22, 2012

    HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA STUPID FAT FUCK NIGGER!!! I HOPE IS FUCKING DIAPHRAGM IS IN A THOUSAND PIECE'S!

    +3
  • wally707cali May 22, 2012

    hahahahhahthis shit is toooooo funnny! wtf did he think was going to happen>? i didnt realize how funny fat ass nigg noggs could be under the right circumstances lmao

    +1
  • vulture May 22, 2012

    should have stayed in the kids paddling pool biggertalk

    +2
  • boppalilbit May 22, 2012

    Just like oil and water they do not mix!

    +2
  • in_ur_skin May 22, 2012

    all the blacks will now beat the hell out of the white guy.

    +1
  • morbuis669 May 22, 2012

    Biggertalk you are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, obviously that chair wasn't going to hold your fat ass up.

    +4
  • boppalilbit May 22, 2012

    The white guy was standing in front of the (No diving sign) like it even matters

    +1
  • badgrim May 22, 2012

    Half Gainer.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 22, 2012

    Why does every fat guy think he looks good in a fucking speedo?

    +0
  • biggertalk May 22, 2012

    morbuis you dumb nigger i'm a white man, i rule the woooooooooooorld

    -7
  • potrostation May 22, 2012

    + 1` to masive

    -1
  • spinal12 May 23, 2012

    biggertalk are you running a fever,

    +0
  • honkie365 May 23, 2012

    If Obama had a son it would look just like him.

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 23, 2012

    He's just fat from the waist up.

    +0
  • silverbolt709 May 23, 2012

    Oil doesn't mix with Water.

    +0
  • gr8ta1 May 25, 2012

    Give thanks to Crazyshit..... for giving white people a place to say the word "nigger" and hide behind the internet! With that said... this is some funny shit! Dumb ass... you are to fat to sit in the chair let alone jump off of it!

    +0
  • assclown May 25, 2012

    @gr8ta1 News flash! The internet was built for people to put racial slurs onto it plus anything else that fancies them. Do you think there aren't blacks, asians or hispanics who do the exact same thing? Plus the accident in this video would have happened to anyone who attempted jumping off an unsecured, flimsy plastic chair on a slippery surface (thanks to physics). In fact this dumb fucker's fat probably saved his life.

    +0
 
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