I Think He's Gonna Jump

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Adam H.
34,718 Views 4 years ago

Don't jump! You have so much to live for. Don't throw it all away. Nah, I'm just kidding. You don't have anything to live for. And if you don't jump, then we'll all just be standing around here for nothing. Don't make this to be all anticlimactic for us. Jump!

23 Comments
  • frankdrebin June 1, 2012

    ya think it sounded like a chinese gong when he landed

    -2
  • crazyasshole June 1, 2012

    what? no splat?

    +0
  • downunder69 June 1, 2012

    comming up next , watch me re-arrange my sock draws

    -1
  • ghosthunter June 1, 2012

    Like that's going to hurt the population in China.

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  • 180180 June 1, 2012

    i hope man okay. shame i didnt get to meets him.

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  • rockinron June 1, 2012

    i love that sound, especially when a dumb ass makes it. THUD!!!!!

    -2
  • nativenatas June 1, 2012

    Clean up at valet parking plz....

    +0
  • preferemshaved June 1, 2012

    That's actually what they refer to as a happy ending in china. Much different than our version.

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  • fattony June 1, 2012

    judge from Italy gives him a 7.

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  • lenny9651 June 1, 2012

    how about a few front flips on the way down, if your going to do it do it with style

    +3
  • crazyvet June 1, 2012

    This is what happens to those freaks who eat the eggs boiled in human piss.

    +1
  • arathron June 1, 2012

    irony, he landed on a moped and the same mess of always was produced.

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  • sparkles June 1, 2012

    The way he landed looks like he died before he could kiss his ass goodbye!

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  • biggertalk June 1, 2012

    SPLAT

    -5
  • bubbacrow June 1, 2012

    boooo camera man! poor placement with no view of the ground.

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  • ohwickedwendi June 1, 2012

    Either they're jumping from tall buildings in a single leap, or they're crashing into each other--I think I'll skip moving to Asia.

    -1
  • drunkard June 1, 2012

    He should have taken a scooter down with him.

    +0
  • yomammasass June 1, 2012

    For all we know they hid a big-ass air mattress behind the truck just to punk everyone.

    +0
  • spinal12 June 1, 2012

    Jumping off of the leaning tower of pisa

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  • massive_blunde June 1, 2012

    well- that's one less iPhone manufactured this year at Foxconn... :(

    +0
  • ryublood June 1, 2012

    No sonny earth is very soft. Just jump.

    +1
  • stealmywheels June 2, 2012

    He's a pussy for jumping, but he's at least smart enough to change into a swan dive head first.

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  • mandrake44 June 2, 2012

    I think that special sound effects would have made this video a lot better! Like, fuuuuuu, wah, wah wah! Or like half way down he hollers, "OK, I changed my mind!""I don't want to do this anymore!" Or "Damn, did I shut off the water faucet in the kitchen?"

    +1
 
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