Can't Even Kill Himself Without Failing

You know your life sucks when you can't even kill yourself right. It's time to find something more sturdy that will support your weight. Or can you borrow a gun from anyone? Maybe find a tall building to dive off of. I'm sure with a couple more tries, you'll succeed.

29 Comments
  • zahnfee June 6, 2012

    Allah dont like you... so no virgins for you idiot.

    +4
  • marcodufour June 6, 2012

    I hate these fucking showboat ponies! if you wan`t really do it take a knife and cut your throat on camera ! then when you blead out we might believe you are serious, cunts!

    +0
  • frankdrebin June 6, 2012

    that's alright - wait til the landlord sees the damage and goes jihad on this moron

    +4
  • marcodufour June 6, 2012

    I know a plasterer.......

    -3
  • biggertalk June 6, 2012

    can't even kill himself right, pathetic!

    -9
  • crazyvet June 6, 2012

    Good thing he didn't use a gun. He might have really hurt someone.

    +0
  • vulture June 6, 2012

    he's black you did'nt expect him to get it right did you

    +5
  • hickory June 6, 2012

    Desperate cry for help. Who the fuck records a suicide attempt.

    +0
  • handsomedevil June 6, 2012

    allah must be running out of virgins.

    -1
  • ghosthunter June 6, 2012

    go jump in front of a truck. that will do the job.. Better yet Jump in front of my truck.. I promise I won't STOP!

    +1
  • lenny9651 June 6, 2012

    your a failure, you should just kill yourself.......oh yea, nevermind

    +2
  • d82ndabn June 6, 2012

    When the rope is behind your head, your head does not go up, it puts your chin in your chest. FAKE

    -1
  • drunkard June 6, 2012

    At least he kept the camera still.

    +1
  • bigtalk June 6, 2012

    dumbass... but he's still smarter than you crackers

    -9
  • rockinron June 6, 2012

    hey bigtalk why don't you show him the correct way to do it! please!

    +3
  • arathron June 6, 2012

    dalmatians posters in the same room you failed at your suicide.

    +2
  • banger1987 June 6, 2012

    @d82ndabn ^^^ d82ndabn is an expert on hanging because he's done it and chickened out, fuckin pussy!

    +1
  • boney1 June 6, 2012

    well hes not very well HUNG

    +0
  • potrostation June 6, 2012

    He should have rubbed one out.

    +0
  • gruntdogg June 6, 2012

    Shouldev Jus jumped onto thoses spike looking things YeH it would suck but u can't Fuck that shit up ...... I hope

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 6, 2012

    Now he's gonna be arrested cuz suicide is against the law--sucks to be him.

    +0
  • sharkkiller1 June 6, 2012

    if alan akbar wants to die so bad just go up to a us soilder and bitch slap him

    +0
  • preferemshaved June 6, 2012

    Born to lose buddy.

    +0
  • honkie365 June 7, 2012

    What do you expect from a dunecoon??

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 7, 2012

    His second video is jumping in front of a tank.

    +0
  • nativenatas June 7, 2012

    Go suck a exhaust pipe fag!

    +0
  • loveashley08 June 7, 2012

    I wish he wouldve jumped instead of letting himself down softly like someone who really wanted to die wouldve done.. He woulda smacked the ground so hard!

    +0
  • fingers June 7, 2012

    someone help the guy out. shoot him

    +0
  • ryublood June 9, 2012

    Need dummies for suiciders?

    +0
 
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