Do The Asphalt Slide

SAFE! That's what popped into my mind as I saw him slide into the car as if it were home plate. But I'm pretty sure this guy is far from safe. In fact, I think he's dead as fuck. You can tell the car he hit wants to drive away, but can't because he's blocking the tire.

15 Comments
  • preferemshaved June 11, 2012

    Helmets are optional and so is living.

    +3
  • crazyvet June 11, 2012

    The slide didn't hurt nearly as much as the bite he took out of the tire.

    +1
  • rockinron June 11, 2012

    its gonna take a wire brush to get the brains outta those lug nut threads.

    +1
  • lenny9651 June 11, 2012

    you could spend months dieting and exercising to lose that extra weight or you can do it the easy way and just grind it off in 10 seconds like this guy did

    +2
  • onetime42 June 11, 2012

    SAFE!!!

    +0
  • crazyasshole June 11, 2012

    its electric! boogey oogey oogey!

    +2
  • 2indastink June 11, 2012

    brown bread.

    +0
  • biggertalk June 11, 2012

    .

    -9
  • doc_ock June 11, 2012

    Check the air in my tires while your down there.

    +1
  • vulture June 11, 2012

    should have jumped of the other side of the bike

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi June 11, 2012

    Bonus points for the driver getting just close enough to the dipshit without running him over.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius June 11, 2012

    Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.

    +1
  • ryublood June 11, 2012

    He's willing to die for her and doesn't want her to go away.

    +0
  • pizzapie June 11, 2012

    His brain looks like a can of chicken noodle soup now

    +0
  • rockinron June 12, 2012

    ^ yup he wont be needing them anymore.

    +0
 
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