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posted by Adam H. on 6/11/2012

Do The Asphalt Slide

SAFE! That's what popped into my mind as I saw him slide into the car as if it were home plate. But I'm pretty sure this guy is far from safe. In fact, I think he's dead as fuck. You can tell the car he hit wants to drive away, but can't because he's blocking the tire.
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preferemshaved
Helmets are optional and so is living.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 1:22 PM

crazyvet
The slide didn’t hurt nearly as much as the bite he took out of the tire.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 1:44 PM

rockinron
its gonna take a wire brush to get the brains outta those lug nut threads.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 1:44 PM

lenny9651
you could spend months dieting and exercising to lose that extra weight or you can do it the easy way and just grind it off in 10 seconds like this guy did
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 2:12 PM

onetime42
SAFE!!!
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 2:31 PM

crazyasshole
its electric! boogey oogey oogey!
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 2:43 PM

2indastink
brown bread.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 4:30 PM

biggertalk
.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 4:55 PM

doc_ock
Check the air in my tires while your down there.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 5:10 PM

vulture
should have jumped of the other side of the bike
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 5:22 PM

ohwickedwendi
Bonus points for the driver getting just close enough to the dipshit without running him over.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 5:33 PM

ludenlasivius
Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 6:52 PM

ryublood
He's willing to die for her and doesn't want her to go away.
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 10:04 PM

pizzapie
His brain looks like a can of chicken noodle soup now
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posted on: 06-11-12 @ 10:40 PM

rockinron
^ yup he wont be needing them anymore.
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posted on: 06-12-12 @ 11:47 AM

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