Russians are fucking tough as nails, and drunk Russians, well they're damn near fucking invincible. Falling off the roof onto the pavement doesn't even phase him. Now who's got his vodka? Can't you see this man needs another drink?
it only hurts when he doesn't drink
He must have slipped on a squid, slippery bastards.
adam your boyfriend was at the window, why didnt you let him in?
fuckin drunk ass russians
if the russian army added vodka as standard equipment to the soldiers gear. the russians would be the baddest army on earth not the americans.
what language is that dont know but the skin color is a dead give away for being stupid
don't fuck married women in their own home, you just never know when her husband will come home
The guy on the ground is saying, "I have my camera now, you can let go."
That's the last time I send Yuri out to fix the satellite dish.
Right on bigtalk
^^^^ "right on"? did you time travel back to 1968?
it wasn't that high
now he wishes he had used the front door like everybody else
Gotta love Russian First Aid procedures
Nice try in hiding from the father of the girl he screwed. But make sure you don't lock yourself like an idiot.