I'd say it was a bad day riding the old motorcycle when your cock and balls get split in half. It's better that he died, because dickless is no way to go through life. Just ask rockinron. He hasn't left his computer since his recovery.
god damn adam!! i told you! you gotta lighten up on the facial abuse and the ruff blow jobs!! and start finding a better place to drop the bodys, they're starting to show up on crazyshit!!
oh and by the way the court date for when you bit my cock off is next monday. just a friendly reminder.
Yeah, I really am sorry about that. I thought it was a Mike & Ike. I didn't realize the green was actually your chlamydia discharge you got from your wife, who got it from that negro crackhead who passes out on your curb sometimes. My bad.
^^^^^ Oh snap!!!
ya i told that bitch to leave that mother fucker alone and only put out when i needed a rock, but would she listen nooooo. oh and by the way you may wanna tell everyone about the acid you dropped just before you ate my cock thinking it was an ike and mike!! you better be happy the fluff girl knew the hiemlick manuever or your head stone woulda read " adam dead from head he choked on rockinrons massive cock!"
Looks like boiled squid.
you cant recover from being dickless and stupid what he has is natural that peckerwood is just lazy FACT
so they know to wear helmets but they have no idea what the chin straps are for
He is going to have some trouble with his right side from now on.
Somehow, I don't think he was yelling, "Holy shit, what a ride!"
if he were wearing a helmet he would only be complaining and crying about his missing leg and dick
so what happened to the 5 passengers he had ???
Haamid always did do things half assed.
I'd say he learned his lesson for have jacking off on a ride.