Why Did The Chinese Couple Cross The Road?

China should really start an educational program that focuses only on teaching people how to cross the street. Maybe start when they're really young, like before they get their first job on their 4th birthday. Wait, what the hell am I saying? Let the chaos continue.

22 Comments
  • ryublood July 9, 2012

    Street education is more effective than school. You get to learn so many mistakes at other people expense

    +2
  • crazyvet July 9, 2012

    At least they saved the life of a moped.

    +1
  • tkustom July 9, 2012

    waste of a good high heel

    +1
  • frankdrebin July 9, 2012

    Chinese Bureau of Population Control sent the driver a thank you card and a $25 gift certificate to the pet store/meat market

    +5
  • vulture July 9, 2012

    her parachute of a dress did'nt work

    +2
  • ghosthunter July 9, 2012

    7 10 split into the windshield...

    +2
  • preferemshaved July 9, 2012

    Why did the Chinese people cross the road? I have yet to see one make it across

    +1
  • rockinron July 9, 2012

    easyier to summit everest, than to get to starbucks in china

    +2
  • gruntdogg July 9, 2012

    Yager

    +1
  • lenny9651 July 9, 2012

    to answer your question adam, they didn't

    +2
  • biggertalk July 9, 2012

    lol what???????????

    -6
  • uk-13astard July 9, 2012

    lolz

    too high to post funny shit but that was stupid

    +1
  • hickory July 9, 2012

    Just think, 10yrs ago they would've gotten hit with a bicycle

    +2
  • yomammasass July 9, 2012

    Why do the Chinese cross the road?...To get run the fuck over.

    +0
  • pizzapie July 9, 2012

    Dinner is ready

    -1
  • txdo_msk July 10, 2012

    Annnnndddd, there's the ambulance @ the end. Pretty convenient!

    +1
  • rodeye2 July 10, 2012

    Because they couldn't see from the other side.

    +1
  • tonkpils420 July 10, 2012

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi July 10, 2012

    Looks like the ambulance predicted that one.

    +0
  • arathron July 11, 2012

    that was a pretty good bounce in the windshield

    +0
  • secondbrother July 15, 2012

    fly'em to the moon

    +0
  • kcinhighdef August 21, 2013

    there slit eyes make it so they cant see to cross road

    +0
 
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