Taking your cow out for a walk on the side of the highway probably isn't the best idea. Just ask this guy. Oh wait, you can't, because he's fucking dead because he took his cow out for a walk on the side of the highway.
proably saved that cow from being raped in the near future
now grind them together and make a manwich
Pedestrian one moment, fresh meat the next.
Beef, it's what's for dinner!
it's a good thing he ducked behind that cow or he could have gotten hurt
skull fuck the cunts till they died.
MOOOOOOOOOVE idiot cars are coming
Ripped that car in half.
hit them right into mcdonalds
that's easily fifty points right there. 10 for the pedestrian, 40 for the ground chuck. He even tenderized it when he hit it!
when your wife is that big that cow needs to walk next to the road just for safety
Fire up the barbeque
Hamburgers at the wake.
hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow flew over the moon!!
Who wants steak?
Is he going to show up to be judged as half man, half cow, and half car?
Elsie will be pissed about this one
Btw--my friend's ex boyfriend had a cow he taught to play fetch with rocks. Yah...we know a lot of interesting people.