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posted by Adam H. on 7/17/2012

Machine Gun Assassin In Action

Well that was some shit. I'd say the man with the machine gun wasn't fucking around. Watching the dead guy's family losing their shit would probably make me sad if I still had feelings, but the internet has beaten those out of me a long time ago, and replaced them with a desire to trick all of you into looking at surprise dicks.
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berlinunderdog
Thats some serious shit,sad for the family.Wonder what he done to get the fucked up like that...
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 8:48 AM

frankdrebin
and you thought ignoring your parking tickets was no big deal
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 9:09 AM

marcodufour
On the plus side, he did sign the life insurance policy last night.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 9:12 AM

crazyvet
Killed a lot of gooks, but never had to shoot them that many times.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 10:52 AM

rockinron
damn ran outta bullets!!
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 11:52 AM

sharkbait
Theres no band-aid big enough to fix that boo boo.He must have messed up pretty bad,cause you don’t get shot up like that for no reason.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 12:07 PM

killtacular
Sharkbait: You obviously don’t know the ghetto very well, do you? I knew this old man, never hurt a fuckin’ person in his life, he was waiting on the bus one day, this fuckin’ niggerjiggaboo cunt asked him for a cigarette..he wouldn’t give her one, so the fucking cunt shot him in front of "murder-Mart", which at the time had about 5 cops pulled up to it, so they shot her nigger ass dead in her tracks. Serves the nigger right, though, killin’ an old man over a fucking cigarette. bet the niggerly cunt is burning in Hell.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 12:13 PM

sharkbait
Thats pretty sad killtacular,fortunately i’m a country boy,I grew up learning if ya didn’t start no trouble,there wouldn’t be no trouble,but be prepaired for it at all times,take care of/protect your own.But ghetto life,yeah,you’re right,no morals anymore and fuckin jungle monkey’s are at the top of the list.+1
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 12:22 PM

arathron
well, we all know what kind of fuckheads like to ambush other people with high powered guns, always by the back and generally in a pack of at least 3 brutes (provably watching no police is around), fucking cowards
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 12:28 PM

zahnfee
So thats why iam live in Germany... no fireguns for the most damn crazy motherfuckers. Poor guy. I hope the Assassine burn in hell soon.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 12:54 PM

grinder
Killtacular-your story is of an unfortunate shooting,but I disagree,this was a preemptive assassination.Ghetto or not.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 1:57 PM

biggertalk
to live and die in LA
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 2:12 PM

kush_mcnuggets
fuckin a man... Shit like that don’t happen over nothing.. Notice.. after his ass gets choppd up, they grab his bag, get in the cars and pull the fuck off.. There is more than meets the eye here, Has to do with dope if ya ask me.. But all that aside, that guy in the red shirt.. like crawling around and doin sum fuckin allah prayer is gonna do Anything after your boy takes fuckin 15 shots from a goddamn ak47.. What a mess...
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 2:19 PM

vulture
what is it with woman...he’s dead, insides torn apart...the kiss of life aint going to bring him back...and the other bird all she wanted after was a shag in the middle of the car park
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 2:32 PM

woozlewuzzle
He’ll be fine,he just took machine gun bullets at point blank range,walk it off pussy.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 2:36 PM

lenny9651
he when’t old school gangster on him. was that a tommy gun?
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 2:41 PM

woozlewuzzle
He walked like he thought he was a bad ass.I knew a wigger like that,he thought he could do whatever he wanted to people and get away with it but then he fucked over the wrong guy.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 2:41 PM

gixxer_king
That’s sad
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 2:57 PM

happyjack
Woozlewuzzle I bet the wigger you speak of is you. They picked him up because it felt better than leaving his body just laying there in the street. I would do the same thing for a loved one.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 4:42 PM

spartan22407
...And the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress goes to Consuela Chiquita for her role as Jacquelina de Kennedy in the Latino version of JFK.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 6:24 PM

banger1987
I like how she starts fondling/caressing his brains trying to put them back in and make everything all better.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 6:26 PM

spartan22407
In this version, there was no grassy knoll and there were NO magic bullets.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 6:28 PM

spartan22407
CORRECTION: There was a second gunman but he was dealt a crippling blow of pussification...
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 6:30 PM

spartan22407
Notice how the bullets went up, and to the left...Up, and to the left...Up, and to the left...
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 6:32 PM

briskman11
Is that a new excercise...Dead Man Situps??? I just use a Medicine Ball.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 8:58 PM

ghosthunter
Your not saving someone turned into swiss cheese.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 9:00 PM

dozer67
prolly a hit ...you live by the gun you die by the gun.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 9:55 PM

dozer67
and the worse thing they moved everthing around going to make it hard for the cops,but whoever they were they wanted him dead..
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 10:00 PM

spaulding
It’s ironic that the night before, he was bragging how he could take 21 shots and still walk.
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 11:38 PM

biggertalk
haha^
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posted on: 07-18-12 @ 12:05 AM

stealmywheels
Are you ok?
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posted on: 07-18-12 @ 12:10 AM

rockinron
um dozer67....ah the video is pretty much all the cops are gonna need besides the people standing there’s statements. and the bullets are all over the place.
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posted on: 07-18-12 @ 10:14 AM

ohwickedwendi
Maybe I’m jaded, but I wonder if he crapped his pants.
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posted on: 07-18-12 @ 6:17 PM

jesse69
Damn, that’s fucked up to shoot somebody that many times.
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posted on: 07-19-12 @ 2:02 PM

rugerp95
And thats wat happens when you run yo mouth dumbass white boy
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posted on: 07-20-12 @ 1:05 AM

the_real_truth
Damn! And I had high hopes of buying that car last summer too :(
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posted on: 08-14-12 @ 10:32 AM

lanlub
god damn, black people are horrible.
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posted on: 09-07-12 @ 12:40 AM

gwk
why always gun shoot of death why ????? because im from Tunisia never never shoot gun never !!!
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posted on: 10-01-12 @ 6:25 PM

cr4zy
that was cool
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posted on: 11-16-12 @ 3:42 AM

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