Machine Gun Assassin In Action

Well that was some shit. I'd say the man with the machine gun wasn't fucking around. Watching the dead guy's family losing their shit would probably make me sad if I still had feelings, but the internet has beaten those out of me a long time ago, and replaced them with a desire to trick all of you into looking at surprise dicks.

39 Comments
  • berlinunderdog July 17, 2012

    Thats some serious shit,sad for the family.Wonder what he done to get the fucked up like that...

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  • frankdrebin July 17, 2012

    and you thought ignoring your parking tickets was no big deal

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  • marcodufour July 17, 2012

    On the plus side, he did sign the life insurance policy last night.

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  • crazyvet July 17, 2012

    Killed a lot of gooks, but never had to shoot them that many times.

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  • rockinron July 17, 2012

    damn ran outta bullets!!

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  • sharkbait July 17, 2012

    Theres no band-aid big enough to fix that boo boo.He must have messed up pretty bad,cause you don't get shot up like that for no reason.

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  • killtacular July 17, 2012

    Sharkbait: You obviously don't know the ghetto very well, do you? I knew this old man, never hurt a fuckin' person in his life, he was waiting on the bus one day, this fuckin' niggerjiggaboo cunt asked him for a cigarette..he wouldn't give her one, so the fucking cunt shot him in front of "murder-Mart", which at the time had about 5 cops pulled up to it, so they shot her nigger ass dead in her tracks. Serves the nigger right, though, killin' an old man over a fucking cigarette. bet the niggerly cunt is burning in Hell.

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  • sharkbait July 17, 2012

    Thats pretty sad killtacular,fortunately i'm a country boy,I grew up learning if ya didn't start no trouble,there wouldn't be no trouble,but be prepaired for it at all times,take care of/protect your own.But ghetto life,yeah,you're right,no morals anymore and fuckin jungle monkey's are at the top of the list.+1

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  • arathron July 17, 2012

    well, we all know what kind of fuckheads like to ambush other people with high powered guns, always by the back and generally in a pack of at least 3 brutes (provably watching no police is around), fucking cowards

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  • zahnfee July 17, 2012

    So thats why iam live in Germany... no fireguns for the most damn crazy motherfuckers.

    Poor guy. I hope the Assassine burn in hell soon.

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  • grinder July 17, 2012

    Killtacular-your story is of an unfortunate shooting,but I disagree,this was a preemptive assassination.Ghetto or not.

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  • biggertalk July 17, 2012

    to live and die in LA

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  • kush_mcnuggets July 17, 2012

    fuckin a man... Shit like that don't happen over nothing.. Notice.. after his ass gets choppd up, they grab his bag, get in the cars and pull the fuck off.. There is more than meets the eye here, Has to do with dope if ya ask me.. But all that aside, that guy in the red shirt.. like crawling around and doin sum fuckin allah prayer is gonna do Anything after your boy takes fuckin 15 shots from a goddamn ak47.. What a mess...

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  • vulture July 17, 2012

    what is it with woman...he's dead, insides torn apart...the kiss of life aint going to bring him back...and the other bird all she wanted after was a shag in the middle of the car park

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  • woozlewuzzle July 17, 2012

    He'll be fine,he just took machine gun bullets at point blank range,walk it off pussy.

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  • lenny9651 July 17, 2012

    he when't old school gangster on him. was that a tommy gun?

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  • woozlewuzzle July 17, 2012

    He walked like he thought he was a bad ass.I knew a wigger like that,he thought he could do whatever he wanted to people and get away with it but then he fucked over the wrong guy.

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  • gixxer_king July 17, 2012

    That's sad

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  • happyjack July 17, 2012

    Woozlewuzzle I bet the wigger you speak of is you. They picked him up because it felt better than leaving his body just laying there in the street. I would do the same thing for a loved one.

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  • spartan22407 July 17, 2012

    ...And the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress goes to Consuela Chiquita for her role as Jacquelina de Kennedy in the Latino version of JFK.

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  • banger1987 July 17, 2012

    I like how she starts fondling/caressing his brains trying to put them back in and make everything all better.

    -1
  • spartan22407 July 17, 2012

    In this version, there was no grassy knoll and there were NO magic bullets.

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  • spartan22407 July 17, 2012

    CORRECTION: There was a second gunman but he was dealt a crippling blow of pussification...

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  • spartan22407 July 17, 2012

    Notice how the bullets went up, and to the left...Up, and to the left...Up, and to the left...

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  • briskman11 July 17, 2012

    Is that a new excercise...Dead Man Situps??? I just use a Medicine Ball.

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  • ghosthunter July 17, 2012

    Your not saving someone turned into swiss cheese.

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  • dozer67 July 17, 2012

    prolly a hit ...you live by the gun you die by the gun.

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  • dozer67 July 17, 2012

    and the worse thing they moved everthing around going to make it hard for the cops,but whoever they were they wanted him dead..

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  • spaulding July 18, 2012

    It's ironic that the night before, he was bragging how he could take 21 shots and still walk.

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  • biggertalk July 18, 2012

    haha^

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  • stealmywheels July 18, 2012

    Are you ok?

    +0
  • rockinron July 18, 2012

    um dozer67....ah the video is pretty much all the cops are gonna need besides the people standing there's statements. and the bullets are all over the place.

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  • ohwickedwendi July 18, 2012

    Maybe I'm jaded, but I wonder if he crapped his pants.

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  • jesse69 July 19, 2012

    Damn, that's fucked up to shoot somebody that many times.

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  • rugerp95 July 20, 2012

    And thats wat happens when you run yo mouth dumbass white boy

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  • the_real_truth August 14, 2012

    Damn! And I had high hopes of buying that car last summer too :(

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  • lanlub September 7, 2012

    god damn, black people are horrible.

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  • gwk October 1, 2012

    why always gun shoot of death why ?????

    because im from Tunisia never never shoot gun never !!!

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  • cr4zy November 16, 2012

    that was cool

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