Fat Ass Kills Chairs

You ever look at a chair and wonder how much fat ass can one chair take? I have, and today we have proof of two of the world's strongest chairs. Rumor has it that Superman actually brought these chairs back from Krypton. Bonus points for her shorts saying "Knock Out", because you know the only thing she is going to knock out is your ass after one of those massive ass farts lets loose.

26 Comments
  • two-hats July 24, 2012

    She doesn't need a chair, her fat ass gives her all the fucking padding she needs. It's put me off cauliflower for life.

    +2
  • yomammasass July 24, 2012

    Somewhere there's another white elephant with a stiffy.

    +0
  • potrostation July 24, 2012

    Best weight loss video yet. I'm not eating for a while.

    +0
  • frankdrebin July 24, 2012

    widest lens ever

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc July 24, 2012

    What is it with you in the US of A that you have so many FAT, slobby people??

    It must be the MacPuke/KFC shit food you eat and a chronic lack of exercise multiplied by the fact that it seems to be socially acceptable to look like the blubber of a beached whale.

    Maybe someone should call Greenpeace and get this sort of fat slob pulled out to sea.

    -4
  • yomammasass July 24, 2012

    rouge, thanks to you, we now understand why Frenchmen suffer from Limp-Dick Syndrome.

    +2
  • rockinron July 24, 2012

    is it possible to get an eye infection from watching a video?

    +1
  • crazyvet July 24, 2012

    I'll bet she can fart the music to "When the saints come marching in."

    +0
  • tgarner July 24, 2012

    I waited 3 minutes and 12 seconds for her to bust her ass breaking a chair and it never fucking happened!

    +0
  • gruntdogg July 24, 2012

    Like her ass has a ass of its own fucking crazy how ppl let them selves go

    +0
  • preferemshaved July 24, 2012

    How do they wipe their asses?!! I just don't get it.

    +0
  • assclown July 24, 2012

    They use your tongue shaved.

    +0
  • biggertalk July 24, 2012

    hmmm is that your sister? what a blob.

    -6
  • biggertalk July 24, 2012

    rouge_et_blanc it's because mickey d's rules this country and people's waist lines as well.

    -6
  • ghosthunter July 24, 2012

    She will knock you out if you get in front of the buffet line..

    +0
  • lenny9651 July 24, 2012

    you know a black man is holding that camera

    +5
  • lenny9651 July 24, 2012

    i think i heard the purple chair scream

    +3
  • vulture July 24, 2012

    her compressed shit must look like long thin pancakes

    +0
  • drunkard July 24, 2012

    I almost mistook her for a pool table, but I didn't see any pockets.

    +0
  • nh3kid July 24, 2012

    Fucking Nasty!

    +0
  • lenny9651 July 24, 2012

    she needs 2 chairs, one for each cheek

    +0
  • spaulding July 25, 2012

    Her asshole is a fucking black hole. It started by sucking her shorts into her ass, then the camera, then the camera man. The video stopped. Soon that massive ass black hole will engulf the room you are sitting in. Just like her mouth can inhale an entire grocery store in 2.2 seconds.

    +1
  • dixie_normus July 25, 2012

    E=MC2....until this bitch came along.

    +0
  • ryublood July 25, 2012

    Whenever there was a zoom on each cheek I faint for a second. For the love of god she knocked me out of conscious.

    +0
  • txdo_msk July 25, 2012

    Send her to Mexico if you want to see a chair break. My wife sat her fat ass down and bust two in a comida corrida.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 25, 2012

    Baby got waaaaayyy back!

    +0
 
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