There's only one way to celebrate your birthday like a fucking star, and that includes lunch at Burger King, and a midget stripper pouring hot wax all over your ass. Happy fucking birthday! You deserve it.
Wax on Wack off..
Was that a midget? Or was it a typical Mexican troll woman?
Next up, midget tossing!
i hope he at least got his free happy meal
I'd pick that over fucking the midget too
do it bitch
remind me to never tell burger king its my birthday.
What!!! No happy ending..???
no way - I didn't you can get midget at burger king!? awesome
yeah doc....I see a bat
Mean little bitch.
Best. Birthday. Ever.
good news guys, that midget is single
She got clogged up real bad on her trip to thailand, some kind of lower intestinal parasite, so I had to put on some latex gloves and pull out some poopies for her. She's lovely and was very appreciative.
Her head it to big for her body but Iya still hit it