I can't be certain if he just wanted to steal the dog, or if he just wanted a dog in his pants. Perhaps he likes his junk to be all clawed up and chewed on. And it's not like puppies can do any real extreme damage.
I hope he gets fucking fleas.
in china he'd be stealing from a grocery store
the dog was like! get me outta here you pervert!
" dog in my pants? no that's all me. yes my dick barks sometimes so what?"
do you have a doggy on your pant sir? what the hell you talking about? that's my ring tone!!
is that a dog in your pants? ya its my wiener dog
Now if only the dog takes a shit and a piss in his pants.
Beastiality in 3..2..1..