Dirt bikes are fun. Broken legs are not. Especially when your bone is popping out through your skin. Maybe a moped is more his speed.
"come on honey let it's a motorcycle there not dangerous at all"
He receives style points for not being on a moped.
" who wants the drumstick?"
♫ the knee bone's connected to the kick stand ♫
The paramedics are playing with their shit while he bleeds to death.
i'm too stupid to think of a comment
that is what you get for riding a crappy bike
walk it off pussy,, it is just a scratch
So I guess in situations like these it is best to stop the bleeding with a very casual pace...
give him a pork chop he must be hungry