Lucky guy here!

This guy was about a second away from...well...giving us an even better video to post for you guys. If he would've walked just a little slower we might've been able to see some gray-matter. Ahh, better luck next time.

16 Comments
  • emoney350 August 25, 2012

    That super mats sign almost made a doormat out of him.

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  • crazyvet August 25, 2012

    You can tell this is a guy who never rides a moped.

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  • vulture August 25, 2012

    i bet he has some brown matter in his pants

    +1
  • stevenh915 August 25, 2012

    thats sign language for JERONIMO !!!!

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  • 2indastink August 25, 2012

    I am a serial raper of dogs.

    -2
  • boppalilbit August 25, 2012

    As a man of the lord I declare this as a sign from above.................

    +3
  • potrostation August 25, 2012

    He asked for a sign.

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  • rockinron August 25, 2012

    death sent him a sign that he needs to dress less like a douche bag skater fag.

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  • lenny9651 August 25, 2012

    that was so close that i actually saw the tunnel of white light at the end of the video, doesn't get much closer than that

    +1
  • josh1196 August 25, 2012

    Its like the real matrix or some shit bet he cant co it again

    +0
  • luchtbrigade August 25, 2012

    wile. e. coyote ran out of rocks so he's going urban!!

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  • spaulding August 25, 2012

    ... Here's your sign.

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  • jesse69 August 26, 2012

    Close, but no cigar.

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  • michelle_obama August 26, 2012

    how do i get that 13 seconds of my life back

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  • bucknuts August 26, 2012

    One angel pays off the other while God slams his fist in his hand.,.,.,.,.

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  • atmydismay August 27, 2012

    He just came out of that shop where they inserted that lucky horseshoe up his bunghole

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