Real news!

This is how the news is supposed to be done. Obviously, over here it would be nice in English, as I don't speak Portuguese yet. But the news man's like, "blah blah blah, look at these dead people, blah blah blah, look another dead person." Then there's a bunch of gibberish that I don't understand.

18 Comments
  • 2indastink September 2, 2012

    All you need to know is.... There's dead cunts and fucked cats everywhere ya here.

    +6
  • mrratty September 2, 2012

    it, blah blah was a blah blah woman blah blah driver blah blah

    +1
  • rockinron September 2, 2012

    yada yada yada, did ya fuck the dead chick with the black halter top or not?

    +1
  • whiskeysick September 2, 2012

    Ftw did you just say about the consequences of road head?

    +0
  • vulture September 2, 2012

    i have no idea why i watched all of that

    +1
  • crazyvet September 2, 2012

    At least one of the emergency workers in the red beret found a muffler he could use.

    +1
  • whiskeysick September 2, 2012

    @ vulture...to be honest..only reason why I did was kinda expecting a car to explode when the reporter was standing in front of it.

    +1
  • two-hats September 2, 2012

    First I thought, what kind of a backward country shows this on the news? Then I thought, what a great way to make people drive safer, after seeing what really happens in a car crash your're more likely to be safer yeah? Then I thought, are they MORE forward than us? Then I thought, oh fuck it I just wanna fuck the dead one on the floor.

    +2
  • potrostation September 2, 2012

    News or his selling the used parts?

    +0
  • potrostation September 2, 2012

    'is he'

    +0
  • wisconsinjed September 2, 2012

    Hey twohats! There was a video that showed terrible wrecks and fatalities that went around all the high schools in the 50's. Way too many youngsters were dying so it was kind of like a public service. My mother actually saw the video when she was in school before it was yanked for being too gruesome and kids were having nightmares after watching it. Wow, have times changed huh? If I am not mistaken I learned about it from the "Faces of Death" series.*****Yea Vulture and Whiskey due to the description I was also waiting for the reporter to go SPLAT near the end!

    +1
  • biggertalk September 2, 2012

    Ronildo Brito thanks for the report and keep us posted, fat boy.

    -4
  • atmydismay September 2, 2012

    Why is that in all shitty foreign countries the amberlamps looks like a gay ice cream truck?

    -2
  • wisconsinjed September 3, 2012

    Lol! Some very unhappy person (probably because of a short, thin penis. Sorry dude! I didn't make ya'.) gave me a (-1) for posting a fact! Lol! Some people's children!

    +0
  • rareranking September 3, 2012

    Huh ?

    +2
  • two-hats September 3, 2012

    Never mind Jed, some people are scared of grownup talk. I +1'D ya.

    +0
  • chimiami September 4, 2012

    I'm sure he's saying " hey you dumbasses out there, this is what happens when you drink and drive like an idiot! We will broadcast your stupidity through the country and post it on the internet to show people what happens"

    +0
  • dozer67 October 3, 2012

    See this is real news, but in the States FOX News doesn't belive in showing stuff like this,unless it's edited..

    +0
 
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