Now this is how you fail! If you're not moaning and groaning like a zombie, or feeling sick and dizzy, then your failing needs work. Take a lesson from this moron. And yes, thankfully your friend recorded it.
hit so hard tryin speak native american
Lube - great for giving your buddy a handjob in the bushes; lousy for swinging on a makeshift trapeze afterwards.
arghhharghhhh...more brains !! arghuuuarghh!
missed it by that much.
who ever's holding that red necks beer, i think he needs it back now.
Collapsed lungs are always funny.
Why the fuck has this nerd have ear buds on?
Official gov tester for Obamacare.
Die you fuck.
You suck at life.
quick someone get that man a ballot before he regains his senses and remembers how fucked the country is.
run away before he eats your face off!
i like how at the end he asks if he got that on video haha
Killer. Ya got it on video. Now shut it off. I have tears in my eyes and I don't want anyone seeing me cry.