Level 25 Amorphous blob

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Henry M.
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Better hope you have a wizard in your group to cast a poon-sludge-slime resistance spell before you go into this level 20+ dungeon. Make sure you have your Mithril Chain Main man-purse along with your Dwarven-steel cock-ring jock-strap combo for a +5 agility boost to help dodge her suffocating fat attack. God speed Dungeon Crawlers!

32 Comments
  • fingers October 12, 2012

    cant put her in jail. maybe a zoo

    +5
  • theloonman October 12, 2012

    Put her on a diet, now THAT would be poetic justice!

    +1
  • jjoe0990 October 12, 2012

    Stop feeding her...It's not like she can get up to make her own sandwich!!

    +7
  • backslash October 12, 2012

    Her bed frame must be made out of tungsten.

    +2
  • biggertalk October 12, 2012

    She is from Texas. Guess it's true. Everything's bigger in Texas.

    -1
  • gofkurself October 12, 2012

    beat her fat ass.

    -1
  • tonkpils420 October 12, 2012

    when they did investigation they found 9 more childrens skeletons inside the folds of her fat

    +3
  • crazyvet October 12, 2012

    Put a tractor tire around her murdering ass and set it on fire.

    +0
  • preferemshaved October 12, 2012

    Pretty obvious who is neging everyone

    +2
  • spazman October 12, 2012

    This should have been. "Would you hit it"

    +5
  • rockinron October 12, 2012

    only steers and queers in texas. i'm bettin she dont eat no pussy.

    +0
  • ouch October 12, 2012

    Isn't that Pearl out of BLADE?

    +1
  • zahnfee October 12, 2012

    Sister of jabba the hut !

    +1
  • nh3kid October 12, 2012

    Just fucking gross

    +3
  • celtickhan October 12, 2012

    so who is the idiot that keeps feeding her???

    +1
  • mikem1919 October 12, 2012

    "I like big butts and i cannot lie" @ 1:06 HA!

    +1
  • jettech84 October 12, 2012

    Gotta dip her in flower to find the wet spot.

    -4
  • lmb_psycho October 13, 2012

    death by the bacon ring

    +1
  • d90girl October 13, 2012

    That's just fucking revolting !!!!!!

    +2
  • michelle_obama October 13, 2012

    I thought is was one of the ads for the porn sites. You fuck this bitch and it counts as two ... hundred.

    -2
  • mrbigglesworth October 13, 2012

    Damn, that is a big fat ass!

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth October 13, 2012

    That ass is so big, that when people see her they say, "God damn, that is a big fat ass!".

    +0
  • ven0m89 October 13, 2012

    This had me laughing, and wondering how the fuck she got up to fall on a kid in the first place, and the mongoloid feeding her just topped it off. Thanks for the laugh cs

    +0
  • ludenlasivius October 13, 2012

    Where's Dr. Kevorkian when we need him?

    +1
  • ghosthunter October 13, 2012

    Hey pazman... Hit it.. who the hell can you find it.

    +0
  • monoxide October 14, 2012

    ok husband; just a snack then, i'll have 20 dbl cheese, 10 mega fries and a 3litre coke, add a few apple pies and i'll let you nibble on my skanky piss stained pussy flaps until you find my hole

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 14, 2012

    Think about it.......poor kid.

    +0
  • acemc October 14, 2012

    usa at tis finest

    +2
  • eviscerate October 14, 2012

    too many tacos mija !

    +0
  • bwooly October 15, 2012

    You'd need an elaborate system of pullys and cables to open her up and expose the pussy, but then it'd be like fucking a mud puddle anyway. No thanks. I'll Pass.

    +0
  • frazied October 24, 2012

    id still get the blow jay from her

    +0
  • harrylpage November 13, 2012

    Just fucking kill it before it takes over New York!

    +0
 
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