Everything starts out all good and fun, but shit goes south real quick. First a tangled shoot and then his buddy crashing in to it. Time to cut the chute, pull the reserve, and change your undies when you reach the ground.
what other hobbies do you have other than shitting your pants?
Jumping out of a perfectly good plane.
i could be a good time take up a more sedenetary hobby like riding a moped.....no hold that idea
On the restroom door at the airport it says, "You may want to use this before boarding plane!"
Very easy solution, either cut away to the secondary chute or start running very fucking quickly....
Can I GET A HOLY COW with that.....
There is only 2 things that fall out of the sky.. Bird shit and idiots!!!
if god wanted us to jump outta planes he would created parach......fuck it that was cool as fuck lets do it again!!!!
FUCK THAT ! I don't even like going in those fuckers much less joyfully jumping out of one.
Fuck this shit !!! I'm not drunk enough.
Don't try this at home...We're experts!" L"
Ouch- Lower jumper ALWAYS has right of way...Damn lucky he a) had a reserve chute and b) had enough altitude to use his reserve...