This is why I stopped hanging out and drinking on the railroad tracks. And he's still alive. For now at least. I'd ask them to let the train come back and run over my head.
Cho–Cho Choose You
Somebody was standing back there with a trash bag just waiting for him to stop moving!
and that's how you train for the special olympics
We can rebuild him, we have the technology, we just can`t be arsed to do so.
The fuck is wrong with him?
I was waiting for the legs to get up and walk off.
I commend the man who stopped what he was doing to take that fella's hand and make sure he wasn't alone at the end...good Samaritans don't necessarily have to save lives to be good people...sometimes it just takes holding someone's hand at the end to let them know that somebody does, in fact, give a fuck.
Now if that was in America The Nigger would have had his wallet with in 15 seconds and then the fuck outa there.
well christmas is gonna suck for someone!
Damn trains aren't no joke. Someone give him a handgun, he lost his penis, cellphone and legs.
"nah im good ill just wa-, oh thats right..."
you're an idiot
Mrs. Lopez, can Hector play 3rd base?
He doesnt have a leg to stand on
REPOST!!! Well said killa!
Oh dude -- you totally fucked that up!
lol he felt a draft so had pull his shirt down
thanks again CS for making me hate life
Now he might fit in those skinny jeans he bought at a 1/2 off sale.
Use the legs for at least another 24 hours to prank people.
Best vacectomy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy in purple puts hands on hips and says, 'Well....' The guy in green minus legs, 'Dooonnnn'ttt' ~ as he tries to cover himself.