The Train Was Right On Time

This is why I stopped hanging out and drinking on the railroad tracks. And he's still alive. For now at least. I'd ask them to let the train come back and run over my head.

23 Comments
  • corruptedsob November 16, 2012

    Cho–Cho Choose You

    +3
  • tgarner November 16, 2012

    Somebody was standing back there with a trash bag just waiting for him to stop moving!

    +2
  • frankdrebin November 16, 2012

    and that's how you train for the special olympics

    +0
  • marcodufour November 16, 2012

    We can rebuild him, we have the technology, we just can`t be arsed to do so.

    +2
  • biggertalk November 16, 2012

    The fuck is wrong with him?

    -6
  • crazyvet November 16, 2012

    I was waiting for the legs to get up and walk off.

    +0
  • wardo56 November 16, 2012

    poor bastard

    +0
  • killtacular November 16, 2012

    I commend the man who stopped what he was doing to take that fella's hand and make sure he wasn't alone at the end...good Samaritans don't necessarily have to save lives to be good people...sometimes it just takes holding someone's hand at the end to let them know that somebody does, in fact, give a fuck.

    +2
  • phuket_3ways November 16, 2012

    Now if that was in America The Nigger would have had his wallet with in 15 seconds and then the fuck outa there.

    +2
  • rockinron November 16, 2012

    well christmas is gonna suck for someone!

    +2
  • belloman November 16, 2012

    Damn trains aren't no joke. Someone give him a handgun, he lost his penis, cellphone and legs.

    +3
  • beanerfever November 16, 2012

    "nah im good ill just wa-, oh thats right..."

    +2
  • gunz November 16, 2012

    you're an idiot

    +0
  • pizzapie November 16, 2012

    Mrs. Lopez, can Hector play 3rd base?

    +0
  • kimboslice November 16, 2012

    He doesnt have a leg to stand on

    +0
  • wisconsinjed November 17, 2012

    REPOST!!! Well said killa!

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth November 17, 2012

    Oh dude -- you totally fucked that up!

    +0
  • tonkpils420 November 17, 2012

    lol he felt a draft so had pull his shirt down

    +0
  • madhound77 November 17, 2012

    thanks again CS for making me hate life

    +0
  • donunderstan November 17, 2012

    Now he might fit in those skinny jeans he bought at a 1/2 off sale.

    +0
  • playhard24 November 17, 2012

    Use the legs for at least another 24 hours to prank people.

    +0
  • guardsdepot November 23, 2012

    Best vacectomy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • lilsuz December 17, 2015

    Guy in purple puts hands on hips and says, 'Well....' The guy in green minus legs, 'Dooonnnn'ttt' ~ as he tries to cover himself.

    +0
 
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