Chef Steve Is Cooking Up Some Nachos

The Food Network is hot right now, and all kinds of chefs are getting on TV and sharing their recipes. This one might be a little advanced for you guys, but if you can follow along, you'll have some chilli cheese nachos that will rock your world. Please, only experienced chefs should try cooking this.

42 Comments
  • tgarner December 4, 2012

    Seriously? I had no fucking idea!

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  • gixxer_king December 4, 2012

    That wasn't awkward

    +4
  • crazyvet December 4, 2012

    Bet he makes a great cup of microwave tea.

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  • buttplugger December 4, 2012

    Am I the only one that hears him breathing heavily? Also, why the hell is it that a microwave zaps the nutrition right out of food? Awesome.

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  • t0mmy December 4, 2012

    is that napoleon dynamites dad?

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  • zahnfee December 4, 2012

    Damn this old fucker here got some skills ladys ant gentleman.

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  • chupamiverga December 4, 2012

    well this ain't for the black folks. they have a hard enough time figuring out how to mix powder and water to make kool-aid

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  • spaulding December 4, 2012

    Male chefs are failures. Tell your wife to get in the kitchen and do her job.

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  • frankdrebin December 4, 2012

    When's the part you invite little Timmy eat them with you in the back of your Buick?

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  • rockinron December 4, 2012

    what the fuck? i followed the directions to a T and ended up with fucking lasagna!!

    -1
  • marcodufour December 4, 2012

    Aaaaah the old Chernobyl dip

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  • luna_fucker December 4, 2012

    He fucked up. It wasn't in the microwave for four and a half minutes, like he said it needed to be.

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  • m1009 December 4, 2012

    Damn I really can't wait for his next episode on how to make Microwaved Popcorn, I still can't figure that one out

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  • biggertalk December 4, 2012

    Nasty, make me soul food or something next time.

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  • clitoris December 4, 2012

    This is why you americans are fat, sick and twisted.

    You actually eat that shit?

    You cover yourselves in face cancer causing face paint like clowns?

    You drive the biggest fuel guzzling vehicles in the world and breath he most polluted air in the western world.

    Man you people are slowly dying, you don't have long left at this rate.

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  • clitoris December 4, 2012

    @buttplugger, are you really that stupid, microwaves don't zap, they use radio waves at 2.4GHz to vibrate the water molecules in the food causing friction and the heat released warms the food, microwaves are the best way to cook food and retain the goodness in vegetables etc...

    And what fucking goodness is there in a jar of fucking preservative 211 enriched processed fatty cheese glug and a can of 211, 102, 103, enriched beans and dried chillies full of sulphur, not to mention the 621 enriched corn husk cardboard you call chips?

    Fucking eating this shit makes you sit around all day with migraines, scratching your skin until it bleeds, they you all race off to the Quack for a dose of fix it pills, Jesus fucking christ would someone please kill Dupont and get your country back together, this sickness has spread to Australia, and now we are just as mental as American's.

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  • spaulding December 4, 2012

    Fuck you Clitoris. I'm an American. I'm fucking entitled to the biggest gas guzzling truck, largest hamburger, and the finest women. Even if I die early, I lived more in my short life than your foreign ass ever will. Now hold my beer while I fuck your wife.

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  • clitoris December 4, 2012

    ^trust me, you don't have anywhere near beauty in your women we do in Australia

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  • clitoris December 4, 2012

    ^^and your wife is your mother, and I'm no mother fucker.

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  • clitoris December 4, 2012

    ^^^and spaulding mate, I've been watching this website for work for the last three fucking years mate, you have been here every fucking day on the hour, WHAT LIFE FOOL, at least I'm getting paid to visit.

    -5
  • clitoris December 4, 2012

    Haahaaha™

    Marsape making rounds, like a virus I infect, you can't get rid of Herpes

    -4
  • clitoris December 4, 2012

    Our Women eat Salads and fresh farm produce.

    Not Jars of cheese, YUK, would you all stop this sick practice of eating yourselves to death with chemicals.

    Adam.H, knows exactly what I'm talking about, He actually cares about his body, most Gay men do.

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  • preferemshaved December 4, 2012

    ^^^ are you trying to convince us or yourself.

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  • drtyrell December 4, 2012

    Give that man a Michelin star!!!!! Oh, and only feed this to people who need to die quickly.

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  • happyjack December 4, 2012

    @frankdrebin I was thinking the same thing. You would need to keep an eye on this fucker if he lived in your neighborhood.

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  • sleeko December 4, 2012

    The only thing I want to listen to less than this video, is clitoris run his Aussie pie hole, again. What a fuck'n cunt!

    +5
  • luna_fucker December 4, 2012

    @clitoris, how the hell are you getting paid to be here?

    +1
  • mikeawk December 4, 2012

    Instructions weren't clear. Got my dick caught in a fan.

    +1
  • billybadbird December 4, 2012

    how many time did he say "and"?

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  • ghosthunter December 4, 2012

    blah blah blah ZZZZZZZZZ.

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  • the_aristocrat December 5, 2012

    +1 mikeawk lol

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  • mrbigglesworth December 5, 2012

    Australia -- so that's where the clitoris is.

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  • boofano December 5, 2012

    Clitoris, you make Australians sound like retards ,,,, shut the fuck up you fucking mummy's boy ....

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  • playhard24 December 5, 2012

    I don't think this man should be allowed to walk around without a helmet.

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  • matv December 5, 2012

    I'm a little disapointed, with this being CS, I was waiting for him to stick his dick in it.

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  • clitoris December 5, 2012

    ^"Seriously" just look at these sad fucker's, Sleeko thinks he can hear me, now that's a sure sing of a mental disorder, preferemshaved thinks he's part of an imaginary group of friends hence "WE".

    But at least me good friend Spaulding has some brains and knows when to stop, now that's a sing of experience, that's how you beat a basher down you fools.

    Luna_fucker doesn't know A.S.I.O, I'm watching know pedo activity from a few Australian regulars, they keep bringing me here up to 10 hours per week, but like I stated before, I do what the Governor General and Her Majesty pay me to do, "hey IKARN21, you dirty dutch Gipsy bastard, keep your ecstasy poison in your own country"

    Bond, James, Bond

    Haaahaaha™, fucking idiots the lot of you, except Adam.H of course, he actually has a dream to be Hitler himself, that I do admire in a person.

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  • txdo_msk December 5, 2012

    Ever seen the wives of some Aussies? Obviously they married for love and not as trophy wives.

    Go put some cheese on your vegimite sammy and shut up.

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  • celtickhan December 5, 2012

    ^^^ hey isnt vegemite made out of chemicals???

    Well Played Aussie!! ;)

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  • nh3kid December 5, 2012

    The only thing missing is a big fat blunt. Munch away brothers

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  • clitoris December 6, 2012

    ^^In fact Vegemite is made out of yeast extract and additives yes indeed, invented by locals in my home town Sarina Queensland, but was first made commercial to the rest of Australia from the Factory in Sarina by an AMERICAN company we all know "KRAFT", I should know because I used to work for CSR Distillery in Sarina where I was the Work Place Health and Safety BIQ manager and I over watched the removal of the old factory, once again the United States corrupted DUPONT chemical companies invade our country and feed us full of chemicals which cause itching and migraines so we will continue to purchase head ache pills and ointments.

    I'm on your side believe it or not, but unless you stop drinking and eating these poisons you will always be controlled by the Chemist's of our world.

    All Austalian's grow up on Vegemite, and american company poison, this is most likely what is wrong with our children, but that's exactly what the plan always was, I'm sure United States children have their own poison, in fact we all eat chocolate and caffeine, have any of you noticed over the last two years that Cadbury chocolate now has a weird chemical smell and young people around the world are all behaving like they are hypnotised by bright lights, I know as a young person I was never that stupid, nor were my friends who are now more stupid than they ever where, something is going on people of the world, it's in the food.

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  • puddles December 6, 2012

    That's some serious conspiracy shit you got goin' on there clitty, I'm impressed. You usually have to go to shape shifter sites to see that kind of talent. Kudos

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  • dozer67 December 8, 2012

    No thankyou I'll have Taco Bell.. Better for you, than that mess.. Look at that guy making it, his brain is clogged with liquid cheese..

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