That's What I Call Piss Drunk

You know you're drunk as fuck when some dude is pissing on your face and you don't wake up. Shit, he didn't even move. He's going to wake up and wonder why he smells piss, but his pants are dry.

12 Comments
  • crazyvet December 7, 2012

    Too bad he wasn't laying on his back with his mouth open.

    +0
  • frankdrebin December 7, 2012

    the new police sobriety check

    +1
  • assmasterson December 7, 2012

    He's Asian. I'm sure he was just pretending to be passed out so the guy would keep doing it.

    +1
  • biggertalk December 7, 2012

    I'd wake up and stab this dude in his throat until there's gallons of blood on the ground.

    -5
  • luna_fucker December 7, 2012

    I pass out on benches from time to time. I'd be fucking pissed if that happened to me.

    +2
  • tgarner December 7, 2012

    As we say, it's always way better to be pissed off!

    +0
  • rockinron December 7, 2012

    good thing his old lady wasnt there, or they woulda shit in her mouth.

    +0
  • corruptedsob December 7, 2012

    He didn't even piss him off when he pissed on him

    +0
  • preferemshaved December 7, 2012

    The nastiest thing is that he's eating while using the bathroom.

    +2
  • uk-13astard December 7, 2012

    hmmm and i thort it was just ni99as that pissed on people

    +0
  • michelle_obama December 8, 2012

    so what if a brothers like to engage in acts of cowardice! that's nothing white people like to have their dicks cut off.

    +0
  • buttplugger December 8, 2012

    ISA GOOD FO CIRCURATION! GOOD FO YOU SKIN!

    +0
 
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