You're Not Faster Than The Truck

I know how hard that whole look before crossing the street thing is. Who wants to waste two seconds of their time to make sure they don't die when they step out into the road?

17 Comments
  • jed1 December 11, 2012

    His fate was cemented into the Obituaries. REMEMBER LOOK LEFT THEN RIGHT, THEN LEFT AGAIN OR THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YA..

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  • marcodufour December 11, 2012

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaah Russia, thinning out the herd one idiot at a time

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  • rockinron December 11, 2012

    look both ways before ya cross the street!1 or someone might run over your meat!!

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  • frankdrebin December 11, 2012

    In Russia, running to catch the last boat to America is worth your life

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  • xizang December 11, 2012

    Human roadkill leaves a bigger grease spot on the pavement.

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  • crazyvet December 11, 2012

    Just go ahead and dump some concrete on him and tell everyone it is a speed bump.

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  • biggertalk December 11, 2012

    nothing stops this truck. nothing.

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  • sleeko December 11, 2012

    Apparently, the Russian word for crosswalk and kill-zone are one and the same.

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  • 2indastink December 11, 2012

    he said he wanna smoke a blunt with birdman in front his moms lol

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  • clitoris December 11, 2012

    Now back the truck up and drive over that prick who put their hand over their face and ran off, fuck'n low life air stealing piece of shit.

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  • preferemshaved December 11, 2012

    He's in a better place now.

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  • m1009 December 11, 2012

    Hell the Driver just filled in the Pot Hole that he was going to fix anyhow

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  • dert December 11, 2012

    pretty sure that was a kid...

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  • d90girl December 11, 2012

    ^^ Was !

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  • dozer67 December 11, 2012

    I know pedestrians have the rite of way, but for me the cement truck can go first.

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  • tonkpils420 December 12, 2012

    in russia frogger is played in real life with vodka

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  • madcat December 12, 2012

    See ye cant depend on the zebras to save you there an aninal of there own.

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