I got some pretty exciting news today. I won an all expenses paid cruise for two, and I didn't even know I was entered to win it. It's going to feel so good to get out on the ocean, kick back in the old ball shorts and soak up some sun. I can't wait to put on my mask and dive down deep into the rectal reef. I guess I'll have to bring my own anal lube though, cause 16 oz. just ain't gonna cut it. Look out boys, there's a new seaman in town.