Get it while you can!

Get it while you can guys. You never know when the next big apocalypse scare is going to be. You don't want to leave a pathetic virgin do you?

16 Comments
  • slippy December 22, 2012

    Brilliant

    +1
  • jettech84 December 22, 2012

    haha that's great!

    +2
  • clitoris December 22, 2012

    You can train a bicycle to fuck, but I bet you can't get your wife to cook

    -3
  • spaulding December 22, 2012

    I remember being a perverted teenager. Not much has changed.

    +1
  • crazyvet December 22, 2012

    The only thing that could have made that better would be to film it in 3D.

    +0
  • rockinron December 22, 2012

    that dude has FUCKING stuff LAYING all over his house!

    +3
  • macabre December 22, 2012

    I was waiting for a Mickey mouse with a wizard hat and robe to come out and start jerking his wand and getting busted in on from some ped Merlin dude.

    +1
  • pizzapie December 22, 2012

    And the academy award goes to

    +0
  • unwell82 December 22, 2012

    Lmao. Genius

    +1
  • potrostation December 22, 2012

    This whole time Ace hardware was a sex shop?

    +4
  • sparkles December 22, 2012

    I see pencil dick is at it again!!!

    +3
  • biggertalk December 22, 2012

    groovy! suckinron you're lucky you didn't die a virgin cuzzzzzzz

    -1
  • ghosthunter December 22, 2012

    Man everyone is fucking around like it's the end of the world.

    +1
  • anomalous December 22, 2012

    Rule 34.

    -1
  • t0ne December 23, 2012

    some people have waaay to much time on their hands.

    +0
  • zekesterness December 23, 2012

    WHATEVER

    +0
 
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