Get it while you can guys. You never know when the next big apocalypse scare is going to be. You don't want to leave a pathetic virgin do you?
haha that's great!
You can train a bicycle to fuck, but I bet you can't get your wife to cook
I remember being a perverted teenager. Not much has changed.
The only thing that could have made that better would be to film it in 3D.
that dude has FUCKING stuff LAYING all over his house!
I was waiting for a Mickey mouse with a wizard hat and robe to come out and start jerking his wand and getting busted in on from some ped Merlin dude.
And the academy award goes to
This whole time Ace hardware was a sex shop?
I see pencil dick is at it again!!!
groovy! suckinron you're lucky you didn't die a virgin cuzzzzzzz
Man everyone is fucking around like it's the end of the world.
some people have waaay to much time on their hands.
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....