That's Too Many Steps

If you get pulled over this holiday season while driving drunk, do yourself a favor and refuse the sobriety test. Let them arrest you, but don't incriminate yourself. Also, don't fall and smack your face into a pole. That doesn't make you look too good. Happy fucking holiday's, bitches.

  •   crazyvet December 24, 2012

    Can you walk straight? NO!

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  •   pizzapie December 24, 2012

    He can't count that high

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  • spaulding December 24, 2012

    An old man gets pulled over by the cops at 2 am. The cops asks "Where are you going at this time of night?" The old man replies "I'm going to a seminar on how booze, cigars, gambling, hookers and staying out late has ill effects on the body." The cops says "Who's holding a seminar like that at this time of night?" The old man looks the cop in the eyes and replies "My wife!"

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  • sactownryder December 24, 2012

    "Here's your sign."

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  • biggertalk December 24, 2012

    What a baller shot caller

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  • frankdrebin December 24, 2012

    sheeeeeiiiittt if i'm gonna werk dat hard, i woulda finished high schoo

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  • immanuelkunt December 24, 2012

    Your legal advice is just as shitty as your porn.

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  • wardo56 December 24, 2012

    No matter how drunk you get, never ask the cop if you can blow him: it's a very expensive misdemeanor

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  • wisconsinjed December 25, 2012

    You tell em' my man! Way too many steps! This is a drunk test not a nature hike(that what I would have said)! 9 steps forward, 9 steps back?? That's like 15 steps!

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  • arathron December 25, 2012

    he trips, following the steps on how to step over the line.

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  •   rockinron December 25, 2012

    nigger can do the 9 steps, but he just can't count that hi!

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  • blnunderdog December 26, 2012

    9 Steps ?He had to reset his brain for that with a straight headsmack against the law...

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