Rollerskating Is My Drug Of Choice

Rollerskating saves lives. I'm a perfect example. I used to smoke crack and prostitute my body on the streets, but then by an act of God himself, I stumbled upon a pair of rollerskates and my life changed at that very moment. Now when I'm tempted to go back to my old ways, I tie up my laces tight and I fucking roll like nobody's ever rolled before. Rollerskating isn't a hobby, it's a way of life!

16 Comments
  • potrostation December 27, 2012

    I've tried both. Drugs are better.

    +7
  • tgarner December 27, 2012

    Fuck that, gimme a beer!

    +5
  • frankdrebin December 27, 2012

    if this proved anything, it's that Reno 911 is a documentary, not a comedy show

    +7
  • rockinron December 27, 2012

    well i guess cocaine and weed are still ok at roller kingdom.

    -2
  • crazyvet December 27, 2012

    And if you learn to skate really well, when you grow up and rob the 7-11, you can get away fast on your skates.

    +3
  • 2indastink December 27, 2012

    I like drugs, roller skating and raping cats.

    +3
  • the_aristocrat December 27, 2012

    This warms the heart. At least somebody still has a sense of humor in this PC fucked world. Well done sir.

    -2
  • assmasterson December 27, 2012

    "I say no to unplanned pregnancy." That's easy for him to say, considering he's obviously never been laid in his life.

    +6
  • biggertalk December 27, 2012

    I'm tripping on acid...

    -3
  • spinal12 December 27, 2012

    00:40 cute kid

    +0
  • anomalous December 27, 2012

    I say no to BULLSHIT.

    +0
  • shitbox December 27, 2012

    Yea right that guy couldnt get the kid in the van so he figured he could gettem to go roller skatin sick fuck

    +0
  • madcat December 27, 2012

    Now will you all just roll allong and get some drugs, its faster cheeper and better for your health.

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 28, 2012

    I've been selling drugs there since 1999.

    +1
  • damdean December 28, 2012

    Adam I love it when u post a bio for vids n pix! Lol

    +0
  • nh3kid December 30, 2012

    If we only had them in 1998 , we would have not had to live thru the remake of scooby doo

    +0
 
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