You know he just pissed himself at least a little. Damn manatee just had to fuck with him. Maybe they were getting their fuck on. Lucky for him he didn't get raped too.
don't the paparazzi know better than to swim up on oprah like that?
Gaydam likes surprises from below too..... the 8 inch kinda surprises.
gang raped by dolphins, sweet.
if he wanted to get attacked by a manatee he would've called my ex-wife
I would've chummed the water by shitting my pants.
dont fuck with manatee's, they fuck back!
That is what we call a "shit-yo-pants" moment.
No Jaws music? You guys are slipping.
he came out of that with a boner lol
When I go surfing, I tie a steak to my neck. If I'm gonna get bit, I want it to be quick.I want none of that missing appendage shit.
You could see the shit splash up.
he can't surf for shit