A Surprise From Below

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Adam H.
28,529 Views 3 years ago

You know he just pissed himself at least a little. Damn manatee just had to fuck with him. Maybe they were getting their fuck on. Lucky for him he didn't get raped too.

13 Comments
  • frankdrebin January 2, 2013

    don't the paparazzi know better than to swim up on oprah like that?

    +6
  • iluvkitty January 2, 2013

    Gaydam likes surprises from below too..... the 8 inch kinda surprises.

    +3
  • 2indastink January 2, 2013

    gang raped by dolphins, sweet.

    +2
  • biggertalk January 2, 2013

    if he wanted to get attacked by a manatee he would've called my ex-wife

    -3
  • scottiebear69 January 2, 2013

    Fucking crackers....

    -5
  • onetime42 January 2, 2013

    I would've chummed the water by shitting my pants.

    +4
  • rockinron January 2, 2013

    dont fuck with manatee's, they fuck back!

    +3
  • drtyrell January 2, 2013

    That is what we call a "shit-yo-pants" moment.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot January 2, 2013

    No Jaws music? You guys are slipping.

    +1
  • billybadbird January 2, 2013

    he came out of that with a boner lol

    +1
  • spaulding January 2, 2013

    When I go surfing, I tie a steak to my neck. If I'm gonna get bit, I want it to be quick.I want none of that missing appendage shit.

    +1
  • madcat January 2, 2013

    You could see the shit splash up.

    +1
  • pizzapie January 2, 2013

    he can't surf for shit

    +0
 
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