Koala Bear Is A Lucky Mother Fucker

I bet this little koala bear has no idea how lucky he is. If that was a person, there would no doubt be shit falling from his rectum. Now run along, little guy, and count your fucking blessings.

15 Comments
  • frankdrebin January 9, 2013

    see, if you didn't say it was a Koala bear I'd think it was a Chinese or Russian pedestrian

    +1
  • rockinron January 9, 2013

    wow! koala bears don't pop like asians do!

    +1
  • biggertalk January 9, 2013

    He survived that shit like a boss!

    -7
  • potroast666 January 9, 2013

    God damn.

    +1
  • gofkurself January 9, 2013

    i want one.

    +2
  • madcat January 9, 2013

    Give the bear a cola he bearly made it.

    +0
  • pizzapie January 9, 2013

    He would make a cool pet

    +3
  • scottiebear69 January 9, 2013

    He made it but I bet he shit his fur...

    +2
  • saywhen January 10, 2013

    pretty tough how he just grit and BEARed it.

    +0
  • clitoris January 10, 2013

    You fucking americans are so fucking dumb, they are called KOALAS there in no BEAR after the name, they are Marsupials NOT BEARS, SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMP YANKS.

    I suppose you all call a fish a fish dog, or a bird a bird lizard, how about a black whitey, or maybe dry rain.

    Well I suppose you capitalist pricks did invent the FREE GIFT WHICH YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR, "buy it now and get a second one free" how the fuck can something be free if you have to buy something to get it, you yanks are seriously fucked up.

    "KOALA" and nothing else, just "KOALA", not a shrimp on the BBQ, a PRAWN on the BBQ MATE, you yanks just don't know anything about anyone but yourselves do you?

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  • vulture January 10, 2013

    @pizzapie...i can't imagine anything that lives in the wild in oz making a cool pet...this 1 has very sharp teeth and they ain't cuddlly

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  • rockinron January 10, 2013

    clitoris go buy some extra strength midol and tampon and get over it ya fuckin aboriginal rag case!

    +1
  • scottiebear69 January 10, 2013

    Clitoris...You fucking wanker (that is a Aussie term for dickhead right?), Do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself.

    +1
  • ghosthunter January 10, 2013

    Hey clit, what crawled up your ASS.. Mate..

    +1
  • welshlongman January 12, 2013

    clitoris buy one get one free...you purchase 1 item yet you leave the store with 2 items.have you stolen the second item..NO,have you paid for the second item..NO,is the second item free..YES, oh you are a very unhappy individual..a female in the canine world is a bitch,yet we all still refer to them as dogs do we not??the animal in this very heart warming film is known as a koala bear.I KNOW IT..THEY KNOW IT..AND MOST OF ALL YOU KNOW IT..you pedantic little twirp.

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