Hitchhiking The Big Tits Highway

I don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but sometimes you have to make exceptions. This is definitely one of those times. Get those big ass titties in my car and let's have ourselves a fucking road trip.

25 Comments
  • 2indastink January 10, 2013

    Video is like a nigger......does'nt work.

    +1
  • the_aristocrat January 10, 2013

    I need a towel to soak up my pre-cum after that.

    -2
  • crazyvet January 10, 2013

    I think they need to get out and walk a few miles.

    +0
  • biggertalk January 10, 2013

    i'd be horny as fuuuuuuuck if I saw them on the road! those are real tits, better than user boobs for sure

    -8
  • saywhen January 10, 2013

    somewhere, ted bundy is rolling in his grave thinking:"it was never that easy."

    +4
  • ludenlasivius January 10, 2013

    ^^^Sure you would biggertalk, they're no-class niggerbait skanks.

    +3
  • preferemshaved January 10, 2013

    Later that night after the rape test kit......

    +1
  • injun January 10, 2013

    my luck I'd find BigFOOT on that back road

    +1
  • morbuis669 January 10, 2013

    ^My luck I would find biggertalk!

    +6
  • happyjack January 10, 2013

    @ludenlasvius, sounds your hate of women rivals that of rockinron & lightfighter. Some of you guys don't mind your fat buddies sitting next to you, sweating and farting in a car, but a medium build woman with a happy go lucky attitude and nice tits grosses you out? I'd be having the time of my life!

    -4
  • madcat January 10, 2013

    Im speechless and titles.

    -1
  • frankdrebin January 10, 2013

    gas grass or ass requirement.... i'd say met

    +4
  • mahavir January 10, 2013

    Meanwhile in Poland (yeah, that's polish you hear)

    +0
  • dozer67 January 10, 2013

    now you will never get that fish smell out of those back seats

    +0
  • rockinron January 10, 2013

    happyjack until you started coming to crazyshit the time of your life was your 11th birthday last year at chucky cheese. everyone knows a hormonal 12 year old will fuck anything!

    +1
  • spartan22407 January 10, 2013

    All of a sudden I find myself thirsty...

    +0
  • ghosthunter January 10, 2013

    I am never that lucky..

    +0
  • pizzapie January 10, 2013

    I can tell they're good cock suckers

    +1
  • spaulding January 11, 2013

    I became a victim of a clever scam while out driving Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 yr old girls are hitchhiking on the road. They come to your car and rub their tittys all over the window and ask for a ride into town.

    You agree and they get in to the back seat. On the way, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, and again on the 17th, 20th, 24th &29th. Also January 1st & 4th. Twice on the 8th, again on the 16th, and 20th, two times yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your friends to be careful.

    P.S. Wal* Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99.

    +4
  • spaulding January 11, 2013

    ^^ long post, but funny. and yes I fucking stole it.

    +2
  • doc_ock January 11, 2013

    Big tits like that have one problem. Attached to fat girls like that.

    +0
  • madcat January 11, 2013

    There`s some real tossers on this sight wankers.

    -1
  • happyjack January 11, 2013

    Reposted joke, but funny nonetheless.

    -1
  • gimmy77 February 12, 2013

    u have my +1

    +0
  • dfsaraiza February 22, 2013

    anyone know the name of the song or artist?

    +0
 
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