Grandma got run over by a.....big truck. Hammered as fuck off vodka this Christmas eve. Ain't that some terrible shit? The correct answer is yes. However, thank you for the entertainment.
She looks a little tired.
Apparently 85 years of life didn't gain you any experience points.
Up your asshole.
Surprised to see people that old in Russia.
she didn't feel a thing.....cos she fucked on fermented potaoes.
You usually try to thumb a ride from the roadside.
1potatoe 2 potatoe 3 potatoe floor!!
It's a sad tradgedy that the truck will be late.
Granny was so happy with her brand-new $350,000 hip, she decided to go for a walk.