It's a bit of a slow night with not much going on, so why not staple your dick to the table? That seems like a great idea. The real fun part is unstapling your dick to the table. Good luck with that.
That`s not the way to make it bigger dumbass, haven`t you seen the ads on Crazyshit ?
I once stapled my sack to a bar stool. It hurt but it was kind of a good hurt
Uncircumcised dicks are soooo gross, his parents didn't love him... Ha
When your dick is that small it's good for entertainment purposes only!
dudes dick looks like an ant eater
did i hear the words "be sensible"
That's the president of the itty, bitty, dickie, committee!
Staple your nuts so you can't have kids.
Fucking Clitoris will do anything to get back on Crazy Shit!
What scares me is how quick these guys were to reach in and lend a helping hand. And one of them was way to close leaning over. Fucking Aussies!
White people, sigh.
At 38 seconds he sounds just like Stan Laurel.
it's not like this bananna bender was using it for fucking, so have at it jafa
I gotta say Im with Biggertalk on this one. Crackers and thier dick games.
All they had to do is give him a knife and set the room on fire. Problem solved.
Someone should have shoved him away from the table.
Do they not have Xbox live down under?
Note to self, when stapling my gherkin to a table don't stretch it first. Working room good.
he could sell that idea on tv, as a penis extending procedure. only australians would buy it though.
^lol dont give em any ideas it could well end up another add on cs
heman tshirt?? he looks/sounds more like a she raa to me. and what the fuck is up with the tiny dicks down under??