These guys really aren't that great at avoiding bullets. They probably suck as soldiers because they didn't grow up playing war video games. And also probably because they haven't evolved in the last thousand years.
If they all just had their heads above cover this world would be better.
Don't worry yo they respawn a few seconds later, and they'll get an air strike eventually so it's not that bad.
the 2nd one must have been an assisted suicide
i finally figured out why they yell that shit!!! the spawn points at alans snack bar, and they are yelling for someone to go pick the dude up and bring him back.
Wonder if the human recording was sitting in ol' beardys blood
I feel sorry that these guys have to fight for the freedom to enslave bitches.
all that just to get a cup of coffee from the local bodega
What the fuck does he keep yelling Obama for?
Gun control isn't a problem there. All you have to do to get an AK-47 is wait till one of these fuckers gets shot and pick one up.
What no "god is great" being said? I guess he's not great when they are the only ones that die.. LOL!
Idiots on parade
A kneeshot gets you a bum handjob in heaven.
2nd by far the best. One shot,one kill.
gvvfdnh jhgvnkvnj jkdvcfjn huiofhjdsafh ijsdfjhvgoui DIE CUNTS!
1st - The bullet ricocheted into the guy's ass.
1st I bet that fucking hurt... 2nd Dumb ass was dead before he hit the ground.
qz_sue, that was his dick hitting the wall, not a ricochet;)
Why is everybody tucking? Oh thats why.
Dumb enough to stand with your head above the barrier, dumb enough to be taken out of the gene pool. Darwinism at work, folks. Don't ever deny it.
See, even theyre getting fucked in the ass by Obama.
Yeah, you was poppin all that good shit a minute ago. Then you got flat blasted. Look at you now! Bitch nigga! Your mama ain't shit!
This is what america will be like in the coming months thanks to odummer.
It's like the Jetsons fighting the Flinstones.
Learn how to fucking spell dumbass!
He should have shoved a red hot beefburger in his face.
I love stand up comedy
Take it like a man and stop your fucking yelling !!!!!!!!
Can we all get a snack now.
In the 1st sequence... - Why does everyone start looking in Doorways of Buildings they should have secured? - Doesn't the U.S Taxpayers 'Military Advisor' Budget mean anything anymore?
OH NO MY FRIEND JUST DIED I'VE KNOWN HIM ALL MY LIFE I WILL MISS HIM WITH ALL MY HEART I CAN'T BELIEVE THISH S HAPPENED
GOD IS GREAT!!!!! GOD!IS!GREAT!
Yeah i never understood that.