Twofer Tuesday: Syrian Rebels Shot

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Adam H.
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These guys really aren't that great at avoiding bullets. They probably suck as soldiers because they didn't grow up playing war video games. And also probably because they haven't evolved in the last thousand years.

30 Comments
  • preferemshaved January 29, 2013

    If they all just had their heads above cover this world would be better.

    +4
  • biggertalk January 29, 2013

    Don't worry yo they respawn a few seconds later, and they'll get an air strike eventually so it's not that bad.

    -3
  • vulture January 29, 2013

    the 2nd one must have been an assisted suicide

    +1
  • rockinron January 29, 2013

    i finally figured out why they yell that shit!!! the spawn points at alans snack bar, and they are yelling for someone to go pick the dude up and bring him back.

    +1
  • xeronox January 29, 2013

    Wonder if the human recording was sitting in ol' beardys blood

    +1
  • the_aristocrat January 29, 2013

    I feel sorry that these guys have to fight for the freedom to enslave bitches.

    -2
  • frankdrebin January 29, 2013

    all that just to get a cup of coffee from the local bodega

    +1
  • showmeurtits January 29, 2013

    What the fuck does he keep yelling Obama for?

    +1
  • crazyvet January 29, 2013

    Gun control isn't a problem there. All you have to do to get an AK-47 is wait till one of these fuckers gets shot and pick one up.

    +0
  • dozer67 January 29, 2013

    What no "god is great" being said? I guess he's not great when they are the only ones that die.. LOL!

    +0
  • theloonman January 29, 2013

    Idiots on parade

    +0
  • drtyrell January 29, 2013

    A kneeshot gets you a bum handjob in heaven.

    +0
  • scottiebear69 January 29, 2013

    2nd by far the best. One shot,one kill.

    +0
  • ouch January 29, 2013

    gvvfdnh jhgvnkvnj jkdvcfjn huiofhjdsafh ijsdfjhvgoui DIE CUNTS!

    +0
  • qz-sue January 29, 2013

    1st - The bullet ricocheted into the guy's ass.

    +0
  • ghosthunter January 29, 2013

    1st I bet that fucking hurt... 2nd Dumb ass was dead before he hit the ground.

    +0
  • celtickhan January 29, 2013

    qz_sue, that was his dick hitting the wall, not a ricochet;)

    +0
  • morbuis669 January 29, 2013

    Why is everybody tucking? Oh thats why.

    -1
  • killtacular January 29, 2013

    Dumb enough to stand with your head above the barrier, dumb enough to be taken out of the gene pool. Darwinism at work, folks. Don't ever deny it.

    +0
  • dubjunkee January 30, 2013

    See, even theyre getting fucked in the ass by Obama.

    +0
  • tnblkbear January 30, 2013

    Yeah, you was poppin all that good shit a minute ago. Then you got flat blasted. Look at you now! Bitch nigga! Your mama ain't shit!

    +0
  • makemebad January 30, 2013

    This is what america will be like in the coming months thanks to odummer.

    +4
  • spaulding January 30, 2013

    It's like the Jetsons fighting the Flinstones.

    +0
  • morbuis669 January 30, 2013

    Learn how to fucking spell dumbass!

    -1
  • madcat January 30, 2013

    He should have shoved a red hot beefburger in his face.

    +0
  • pizzapie January 30, 2013

    I love stand up comedy

    +0
  • d90girl January 30, 2013

    Take it like a man and stop your fucking yelling !!!!!!!!

    +0
  • rodeye2 January 31, 2013

    Can we all get a snack now.

    +0
  • discoazz July 6, 2014

    What a beautiful language! They sound like goats. Beatiful beatiful goats...

    +0
  • airsporter November 4, 2014

    In the 1st sequence... - Why does everyone start looking in Doorways of Buildings they should have secured? - Doesn't the U.S Taxpayers 'Military Advisor' Budget mean anything anymore?

    +0
 
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