Are you tired of your mom finding your crusty cum stained sheets? Is it taking away the joy of masturbating? Then get yourself some semen colored sheets and save yourself the embarrassment. They're still crusty, but the streaks are gone.
and when it's all used up, you got a slab of sheet rock
Well now we all know what is sold in the Beyond section at Bed, Bath and
I just lick mine clean
Priceless frankdrebin! LMAO
jeez kid just use your sock
Good thing I only jack off in public.
How do I get a Bed, Bath, and Suck Balls store in my town?
Lemme fuck your mom bro.
boppalilbit is all set now, untill his mom smells the sheets. and makes him 'pay' for it again.. if u catch my drift
Sounds like mom needs to introduce her son to one of her milf friends.
Now thats racists...You know only nigger kids have a mama that can pass for their sister.
You know biggertalk picks the crust off his sheets just like a chimp plucking bugs and eats it
I'm too cheap to pay $$ for them. I'll just make a set...
i think the kid should throw his mom over the end of the bed and paint her ovarys white!! that'll make those those stains go away!!
he sounds even girlier than justin gayber!