Nice attempts, fellas, but you'll both need some more practice. Don't let slamming on the pavement and having the wind knocked out of you stop you from achieving your goals. Get the fuck up, and fall some more.
Now thats gonna leave a skidmark!
Get some fuckin' jobs.
achievement unlocked: dumbass
Never gets old.
Watched too many Peter Pan movies.
He got confused between his wall jumping routine and his Rey Mysterio move....
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Chain, chain, chaaain. Chain of fools...
look wendy i CAN'T fly.
When at first you don't sucseed.. try try again..
In the air is not the time to start coming up with a plan Jose.
Practicing jumping over border fences can be dangerous.
You better not call your mom because you're hurt. She's at a fellatio party.
Walk it off, bitch!
it's risky enough just being a pedestrian in the third world, i think skateboards and freestyle walking is pushing it.
The second one would have been better if he was flattened by a semi truck
Suicide attempts need to be attempted from higher heights and when the parked cars are moving