And after all those years of being the high school track star, Achmed just couldn't make it across the street without getting shot. Oh well, death is probably better than living in Syria. Allah is the greatest!
He zigged when he shouldve zagged.
Why the muslim crossed the road? To blow it up was my first thought. This was better...
I always liked moving targets better.
so he could get shoot at.
To fuck the busty blonde virgin on the other side!
Try shutting the FUCK UP next time snackbar.
Why did the muslim cross the road? To get shot on the other side.
Next time red bull or 5 hour energy bro
Let 'em kill each other.
I would have been more entertained if he was hit with a RPG. Better yet, a passing tank rolls by and squishes his body parts in between each individual track.
Ahh the ultimate gamble, your life. If he only would have done a jump and tumble like they do in the movies, I think he would have made it. He probably doesn't have cable tv.
Why did the mussy cross the road? Well... he didn't!!
I'll say it again "GOD BLESS THE U.S.A"
by the sounds of it .. they finally shot allen akbar
In America, you probably would have lived, even after all those gunshots. Too bad you hate America, and you have no hospital.
Walk it off pussy.
well odviously to collect 72 virgins.
LMFAO!!!.because ALLAH told him too?