Why Did The Muslim Cross The Road?

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Adam H.
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And after all those years of being the high school track star, Achmed just couldn't make it across the street without getting shot. Oh well, death is probably better than living in Syria. Allah is the greatest!

18 Comments
  • scottiebear69 March 1, 2013

    He zigged when he shouldve zagged.

    +0
  • frankdrebin March 1, 2013

    islamist frogger

    +8
  • chefren March 1, 2013

    Why the muslim crossed the road? To blow it up was my first thought. This was better...

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  • crazyvet March 1, 2013

    I always liked moving targets better.

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  • nudepoker69 March 1, 2013

    so he could get shoot at.

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  • biggertalk March 1, 2013

    To fuck the busty blonde virgin on the other side!

    -5
  • drtyrell March 1, 2013

    Try shutting the FUCK UP next time snackbar.

    +0
  • morbuis669 March 1, 2013

    Why did the muslim cross the road? To get shot on the other side.

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  • boney1 March 1, 2013

    Next time red bull or 5 hour energy bro

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  • ohwickedwendi March 1, 2013

    Let 'em kill each other.

    +1
  • urapnes1701d March 1, 2013

    I would have been more entertained if he was hit with a RPG. Better yet, a passing tank rolls by and squishes his body parts in between each individual track.

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  • happyjack March 1, 2013

    Ahh the ultimate gamble, your life. If he only would have done a jump and tumble like they do in the movies, I think he would have made it. He probably doesn't have cable tv.

    +3
  • goodster March 1, 2013

    Why did the mussy cross the road? Well... he didn't!!

    +1
  • dozer67 March 1, 2013

    I'll say it again "GOD BLESS THE U.S.A"

    +0
  • downunder69 March 2, 2013

    by the sounds of it .. they finally shot allen akbar

    +1
  • spaulding March 2, 2013

    In America, you probably would have lived, even after all those gunshots. Too bad you hate America, and you have no hospital.

    +1
  • the_aristocrat March 2, 2013

    Walk it off pussy.

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  • rockinron March 2, 2013

    well odviously to collect 72 virgins.

    +0
 
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