I'm breaking up with yooooouuuuuu!

I saved you guys the first 5 boring minutes of, "I can't do this." This video makes me as happy as my tandem-master skydiving buddies when they'd ask their students if they were ready. The student would say "no," they'd say "I heard yes" and it's out the plane!

18 Comments
  • killkenny March 3, 2013

    NO MORRRRE BLOWWWW JOOOOBBBSS!

    +3
  • crazyvet March 3, 2013

    This guy is a true romantic.

    +4
  • urapnes1701d March 3, 2013

    You're breaking up with me? OK, bye! have fun getting back up.

    +6
  • pizzapie March 3, 2013

    She's single now. So where is this rock?

    +0
  • potrostation March 3, 2013

    Dumbass. He could have gotten anal if he's given her an ultimatum before the push.

    +2
  • biggertalk March 3, 2013

    i bet she shit the fuck out of her pants

    -3
  • rockinron March 3, 2013

    holy shit i never thought of useing a rope. woulda saved me 10 in the pen when i broke up with my x.

    +3
  • chupamiverga March 3, 2013

    saw this yesterday on the weather channel lol

    +0
  • dozer67 March 3, 2013

    ^^^ chupamiverga, you watch the weather channel? what are you 80?

    +0
  • chupamiverga March 3, 2013

    its called preparing myself for morning commute fuckhead. if its gonna snow gotta wake up earlier. I figured if its gonna snow 30 feet, since I'm 80 I'll go out there and shovel it with a spoon.

    +9
  • the_aristocrat March 3, 2013

    Fucking white trash whore.

    -3
  • scottiebear69 March 3, 2013

    Was hoping the douche would roll off the rock without a rope.

    +2
  • spaulding March 3, 2013

    leave her hanging there until she agrees to make you dinner, get you a beer and have a threesome with her hottest friend.

    +2
  • ven0m89 March 3, 2013

    That was awesome...one push saved him thousands!

    +0
  • nudepoker69 March 3, 2013

    That was awesome...one push saved him thousands dollars of her high maintenance!

    +1
  • handsomedevil March 4, 2013

    she was later quoted as saying: "the only hole bigger than the grand canyon is my ex. what an asshole."

    +1
  • rockinron March 4, 2013

    That was awesome...one push saved him thousands dollars of her high maintenance! and divorce fee's!!

    +0
  • ferrobbra March 19, 2013

    Well that one way to come out of the closet.

    +0
 
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