Pro gamer huh?

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Henry M.
22,024 Views 3 years ago

I love how serious this kid is taking his Starcraft warm up. Man, games have come a long way since the Atari 2600 I started with. But I don't think you'd ever catch me warming up my fucking hands to play a game.

22 Comments
  • downunder69 March 17, 2013

    logging on

    +1
  • ven0m89 March 17, 2013

    He's just doing that to get into "his environment" ya know betting off and playing star craft..it's the kids "zone" shit sounds like a weekends to me!

    +0
  • crazyvet March 17, 2013

    From what I have heard about Asian dicks, his strokes are way too long.

    +5
  • frankdrebin March 17, 2013

    someone told kim jung un this is where he controls his army

    +1
  • vulture March 17, 2013

    i did'nt know wii had brought out a wanking app

    +1
  • urapnes1701d March 17, 2013

    Im sorry to say kid; they haven't made game controllers with joysticks in quite some time. No need to warm your hands up in that fashion. Unless you are playing one of those kinky asian porn games?...

    +0
  • rockinron March 17, 2013

    he's warming up for the anime porn.

    +1
  • silverbolt709 March 17, 2013

    I hate to masterbate with cold hands too.

    +2
  • spaulding March 17, 2013

    Ohhhrrr NOooohrrrr no controlla, whata should I do?

    -1
  • donunderstan March 17, 2013

    Must be playing Devo "whip it" in the headphones.

    +1
  • biggertalk March 17, 2013

    starcraft is a national sport in korea brah

    -4
  • killtacular March 17, 2013

    He's playing the Air-Skin-flute.

    +1
  • happyjack March 17, 2013

    Yeah we might have only had the Atari 2600, but at least we knew how to go outside the house and actually socialize with other human beings face to face.

    +4
  • potrostation March 17, 2013

    He heard if he stuffs it down the front of he pants "it's like getting laid"

    +0
  • gunz March 17, 2013

    ok who the fuck is sending in user-kid vids

    -2
  • gunz March 17, 2013

    whobe its a country brah

    -2
  • nutball981 March 18, 2013

    People die from playing these games. Ban ALL video games.

    +0
  • handsomedevil March 18, 2013

    i'm sure there's a dick he's jacking-off there somewhere, it's just too small to see. i'd squint for a better look, but i fear looking asian.

    +0
  • ibetdaddy March 18, 2013

    loggin off ,hope he cleans his screen later

    +0
  • d90girl March 21, 2013

    wishful thinking perhaps !?

    +0
  • potts April 4, 2013

    ^ d90girl - yup, definitely overcompensating for something there.

    +0
  • airsporter June 29, 2016

    There's a Chinky Drone above every U.S.MidWestern Outhouse..

    This little bastard is a 'Supertasker'

    +0
 
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