...runnin him the fuck over! Dudes all like, "yeah, that bitch at the news-stand totally wants my di....ow fuck!" I love that Russia has dash-cams in every car. Well done comrades!
His head is jammed so far up his ass that he's eating yesterday's breakfast
This is some chick flick bullshit where the dude is checking out some hottie and bumps into something. In this case the hottie is some 75 year old lady.
Who's the asshole that put a fuckin' train in the middle of the road! Threw off my groove.
Old lady in the white coat is still laughing.
The train jumped out of no where!!!!
this is why you should never get a gummy before your 60, you wont be able to control yourself around old women ever again if you do!
Fuckin' rusky totally misunderstood the term "train" from American pornos. He thought all his braus would envy him when he showed them the tape.
Henry that a tram not a train