Smooth move, Agent Dipshit. Not only did you just get anally violated by a gate you failed to jump, but you also didn't need to jump it. It opens, dumbass. How did this putz get his job anyway?
"Hey Bob stop being a pain in the ass, we got a case to work here"
Adam sticks a pole up his ass while working too.
Agent Tear Asshole! Oh wait the gate wasn't locked! He was trying to let us in all along.
This is why most people in prison aren't that bright. Because anybody with a brain can get away from a dipshit like that!
should have got caught on both gates that would have stretched his ringer
Nothing like a little anal tickle to get you in the mood to make an arrest
Looked like a bulldyke to me.
Part of the FBI's new Fucking Bumbling Idiot program.
Better bleach that spike before every stray dog in the hood starts howling at the gate.
Inspector Clouseau best moment for the FBI!
like a boz nigga
Must be some sort of FBI ninja with all that stealthiness.
... I did that once, drunk and went to jump a gate which swung open underneath me... Only cut up my inner thigh but damn it was close to me nuts! - but I have an excuse, I was rubber duckied.
"I'm getting a raging clue"
After you graduate the FBI academy, they give you your congratulatory lobotomy.
That's a nice way to push the frijoles.
when asked how he felt about stopping crime, he replied: "i'm on the fence."
Fuck the police wid a fence pole.
Scratchin ur ass like a pro.
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